
glasgow’s enver hoxha | nsfw: @altheadgreen_
they & them // 25 // MDNI !!!!
Joined November 2013
- Tweets35.4K
- Following2.8K
- Followers2.9K
- Likes329K
✨ retweeted
I am a strong capable cockatiel.
My flock can count on me, and I can count on my flock.
I deserve a big cage, with lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.
✨ retweeted
The @em_bot__ niche
✨ retweeted
2010s: creatine, protein, magnesium
2020s: chinese peptides, hitler gut flora
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917.
In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug.
Hitler took it. And it's E. coli.
327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682)
The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample.
Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol
It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in.
You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
Found a Tim Hortons that still has white people working there and it had the slowest service I’ve ever experienced #REPLACETHEMSOONER
SOMETHING WAS CLINGING TO MY SHOULDERS IN THE @Tesco DAIRY AISLE IT MUST HAVE KNOWN I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
✨ retweeted
whenever i want my drawing mojo back i draw a scribbly generic subadult tyrannosaurine of some description with no real light or shadow and it works every time baby
i cannot believe this isnt like, staged.... like how is this not staged!!! what do you MEAN all they apparently needed only 900k USD??? when the city council has a budget of 7b USD?????????? they just genuinely wanted to close the museum silently without anybody making a fuss
If you watch only one clip from the Philadelphia City Council hearing about the closure of the Academy of Natural Sciences, let it be this one. It — and I don't say this lightly — must be seen to be believed. #SaveTheAcademy





































