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eEric

@ericsshadow

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Joined December 2012
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[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
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AI stole my job but quit on Friday because it didn’t pay enough.
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Replying to @DaddyJew @dadmann_walking
Good thinking Trent
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People say I'm a terrible father, but when my four year old broke his collar bone, who's the guy that dropped him off at the emergency room?
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I’ve had my time and I’m not really worried if I’ll have it again.
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WOMAN: some people shouldn't have children ME: [placing my screaming son in her shopping cart] thank you
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Replying to @jaybronious @theshamingofjay
I am NOT happy about this decision, but you’re playing well.
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Replying to @GovernorShapiro
What’s up with Pa state minimum wage? It’s embarrassing.
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I don't think Alexander Graham Bell intended for us to watch porn over the telephone.
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Replying to @beardimusprime
Thank you
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My wife wants to join a cross training gym but she’s not sure if it’ll be too much for her so I suggested she start off slowly by turning off all the lights before she goes to bed.
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Seems like just yesterday I was reading instructions on how to open a box of wine and now I can open it with one hand in the car.
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NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks
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30 days has September April June and November All the rest have 31 Except January which has 4,000
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Replying to @GovernorShapiro
How’s the minimum wage increase going
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People say I'm a terrible father, but when my four year old broke his collar bone, who's the guy that dropped him off at the emergency room?
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Parenthood: When you make enough money to live an exciting, comfortable, stress free life, but decide to have kids instead.
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Replying to @E_Ville13
We’ll see you in November
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Replying to @MikeGallagher70 @EmbarrassedTomC
I’m not. Conservatives don’t want min wage raised.
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Replying to @EmbarrassedTomC
Now it’s my job
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