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Dan

@everydan1

nice guy. tried hard. loves the game.

Joined September 2015
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my sibling asks me every game why nhl teams don't just hire a large man to play goalie and they made this very helpful diagram
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@OmgemeralddddOct 27
I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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Woke up, and the calendar said October 20th. But it's not that October 20th...
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Misha "Misha 16" Brzęczyszczykiewicz (@TheNotoriousHRT) profile pictureMisha "Misha 16" Brzęczyszczykiewicz@TheNotoriousHRTOct 12
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Don’t let Igor Shesterkin’s injury distract you from the fact he has more goals than Brady Tkachuk this season
Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) profile pictureElliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNICOct 10
Really bad news: Igor Shesterkin is out for the year
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Listen bro I’m sorry the Yankees got swept and your ex soft-launched her new boyfriend in her insta story but we really need you to channel that pain into adult kickball tonight.
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I have been saying something like this for ages!
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Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) profile pictureHaus of Decline@hausofdeclineOct 7
If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.
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Pints Of Beauty (@PintsBeauty) profile picturePints Of Beauty
@PintsBeautyOct 7
£3.27 - Asahi at Bar Hit Point, Kyoto 🇯🇵
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My top 5 horror movies: 1. Introduction 2. Literature Review 3. Methodology 4. Results 5. Discussion/Conclusion
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J.R.@JRManatad_Oct 5
One year ago... 🥲 #BlueJays
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declaring catholic jihad against san francisco
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TTC looked particularly nice in the morning light today
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Image from Dan Seljak (@anotherglassbox)
Image from Dan Seljak (@anotherglassbox)
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Buy the Dip.
2001 Live (@25YearsAgoLive) profile picture2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveAug 17
Enron’s stock price has now fallen 50% from its all-time high, worrying long-term investors. “I still trust [Kenneth] Lay,” says an unnamed source. “Enron will rule the market.”
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So heartbreaking to hear the news. An inspiration to so many, including myself. I will continue to honor your name and your music. Rest easy Kavinsky 🇫🇷❤️
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The best players in every other sport: I want the fate of the most important team in the world to rest on my shoulders. I want it all The best players in the NHL: I want to be the seventh-most important player on a team that only passively exists outside of our arena
Jeff Veillette (@JeffVeillette) profile pictureJeff Veillette@JeffVeilletteJun 8
Replying to @JeffVeillette
Also, it's getting harder to have sympathy for all the "fans and media are too hard on (NHLer)" stories when every good player in the league now believes it's their destiny to ring chase in a low-pressure, anonymous poolside market. No one wants the responsibility of stardom.
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Akhtyamov on including the Amirov jersey: “It means a lot. He was my friend.” #Marlies #Leafs
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The smiles say it all 🥹
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RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved this.
Brendan Keefe - ANF & InvestigateTV (@BrendanKeefe) profile pictureBrendan Keefe - ANF & InvestigateTV@BrendanKeefeJun 16
Just flew right by the reflecting pool on approach to DCA. Looks like this morning’s hydrogen peroxide bleaching is having an effect on the perimeter.
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