Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker. If I were an animal I'd be a human. Largely non-toxic.
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Joined February 2009
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Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
If you have a book you need edited, @ElizabethAWhite does great work. She's also a great person and would happily accept any Lego gifts if you have a need to do some holidaying.
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
Guard 1:0NE OF US SPEAKS NOTHING BUT TRUTH
Guard 2:THE OTHER NOTHING BUT LIES
Wizard: ok, i know this, we have to ask..
Barbarian: *takes ax and kills the first
guard*
Wizard: WHAT THE HELL
Barbarian: *to remaining guard* is he dead
Guard 2:NO
Barbarian: this one liar
#dnd
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
The only thing that bothers me about Velma from Scooby-Doo being LGBTQ is I actually felt like I had a shot with her.
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane
This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
A haiku from the Wikipedia page "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2":
equipment unlocked
in one mode is usable
in all other modes
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
A haiku from the Wikipedia page "Samsung SPH-N270":
the website has since
been taken down as all of
the phones have been sold
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
im a teacher in france and i can’t decide which is fuckin crazier: a) that my students still do this doodle in 2022 or b) that in france it’s called “le S américain”
Evil 🖤 Ray retweeted
Hey, millennials and zoomers who are dealing with your first bout of World War III panic:
Find yourself a Gen X friend to see you through it.
We spent the entirety of our childhoods prepping for nuclear war, alone, while eating Pop Tarts cold from the foil.
We got you.
