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Allie ๐ retweeted
As a man who copes with everything by isolating himself, I hope you find a woman who understands your silence. Lifeโs already hard; be with someone who makes living a little easier.
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I went on a first date and asked her how her day had been. She spent 45 minutes talking about herself. When she finally asked about my day, she interrupted me within a minute and turned the conversation back to herself. This continued for over an hour until she suddenly said, โIโm bored.โ I had already realized we werenโt compatible, but that was the moment I decided to leave. I wasnโt looking for someone to impress. I just wanted a conversation where both people actually cared about each other.
Allie ๐ retweeted
Me at 8 years old realizing Iโll never turn Super Saiyan no matter how hard I scream.
Allie ๐ retweeted
When black people telling the truth we say โhow the fuck you gone tell meโ ๐๐๐
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A PARENTS WORST NIGHTMAREโOfficers in Warren Michigan stopped a car that was going 75mph.
As they approached the vehicle, a frantic driver told Officer Brendan Fraser that their toddler wasnโt breathing.
The child was blue and his eyes had rolled to the back of his head.
Officer Fraser was able to render aid to the 18 month old child and remove liquid from his mouth enabling him to breathe again.
The toddler was taken to the hospital and was later released. Heโs now back home with his family.
Officer Fraser has been nominated for an award for his calm demeanor and quick thinking while handling the incident.
Praise be to God that this child is ok. What a roller coaster. ๐ณ
Allie ๐ retweeted
If you want her to cut off all her male friends, never say "block him, I don't like him." That shows weakness.
Do this instead:
Allie ๐ retweeted
you be thinking shit canโt get worse, and then your shirt gets caught on the door walking out
Allie ๐ retweeted
my final act of love is deleting your number.
i already texted first. i already waited days for a reply. i already made excuses for your silence and stayed up overthinking every dry message. i already begged in paragraphs you never answered. now iโm choosing to stop. not because the love is gone, but because i finally realized loving you was slowly killing me
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A guy at my gym was bragging that he and his wife have a really โequalโ marriage. He said they each get Saturday morning to themselves. โI go play golf with the guys,โ he said. โShe gets her Saturday morning too.โ I asked, โWhat does she do?โ He said, โShe takes the kids to their activities.โ โSoccer first, then swimming.โ I asked, โSo what does she do while the kids are at swimming?โ โShe brings her laptop and works from the coffee shop.โ He said it like he'd just proved his point...