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went on a first date and I asked him what his favorite food was and he said “cookies”
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BREAKING NEWS: Every finger that touches this post will receive good news in JUNE!!!
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BREAKING: Elon Musk called Social Security "the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time" in an interview with Joe Rogan.
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Mad max is happening now. I just saw two trucks driving fast down my road. It's happening,
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About 150 pages into the King James Bible and they haven’t even mentioned LeBron once
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Had a dream about a Drake song where he groomed this girl but right when she turned 18 she left him and it contained the heartbroken line "But it was supposed to be Daddy City." I sat there for like 10 minutes after waking trying to remember if that was a real Drake song or not
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BREAKING NEWS -- REPORT: JOE BIDEN WILL DROP OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE -- BREAKING NEWS
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Cannabis can double a woman's chance of having a mind-blowing orgasm.
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This snake was just caught in the Saugus prefecture of Massachusetts
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Corey, Trevor, spice, go. Listen, if I gotta go to war with the Heinekens, I gotta be high. I'm the Quiznos hat rack so what I say goes.
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There's buzz on Geocities boards that the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) Institute in New Mexico discovered a radio signal that did not originate from Earth earlier this morning. We've heard claims before, but this is SETI reportedly making such a claim.




























