liza thornberry

i’m married but i need a boyfriend

ovulating and vulnerable btw

the guess your type ai revealed absolutely nothing revolutionary - i like a strong, masculine, stubbled face #duh

all men are evil sluts

really wanna put my tongue in someone’s mouth

good morning if you love me you’ll deliver an iced coffee to me in bed today :)

the dating market is so cooked. i asked my sister if the guy she’s talking to is smart and she said “i mean i think he has a job?”

can i come over and gnaw on you like this?

need him

i really missed the smell of pee on the subway stairs 🥰

blowing hookah smoke into my friend’s mouth and posting it on snapchat like it’s 2017

i couldn’t play hockey bc i have anger issues i’d get shoved and want to break my stick over the other guy’s head

feeling chompy, need a bicep

if you have a crush on me you’re gonna have to do more than just like my tweets babe

islanders/hurricanes game tomorrow, who should i root for?

i’d look sooo tea with glasses

inject dunkins cookie butter cold brew into my veins and let me die happy