We await our GLORIOUS WIFE’S return from battle 🫡 To honor her, we shall: - Finish our Kinktober fics (it’s still October for 2 more days!) - Prep for the annual November writing ritual formerly known by a name we do not speak. - Brainstorm new ideas with our mutuals. - Finally write that 200k slow burn we’ve been threatening to write since 2017. 🙃 - Revisit our 47 WIPs and maybe start a 48th. - 🕯️ Light a candle for the brave volunteers, who are fighting battles beyond comprehension. 🕯️ - Remember that kudos may be unavailable today, but the bonds forged in the trenches of writing are eternal!!! Stay strong, friends. She will return to us.

rebecca@IangdonsmelOct 29

SORRY WHAT DO YU MEAN NO AO3 FOR POTENTIALLY TWO WEEKS???

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bug✨ceo of cole nation · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:07 AM UTC

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bug✨ceo of cole nation@bugbugbugg13h

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one in a krillion@100geckozOct 29

“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

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karito vió a BTSx3 ☆〜 · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:06 PM UTC

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karito vió a BTSx3 ☆〜@bunxian_Oct 29

ALÓ QUÉ

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AO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29

We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/

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🎐🏮Iutty ー •ルティ · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:10 AM UTC

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🎐🏮Iutty ー •ルティ@kumayano20h

Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J'ai reçu un télégramme de l'asile : "AO3 down. 2 à 4 semaines. Sentiments distingués." Cela ne veut rien dire. C'était peut-être hier.

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mafy · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:45 PM UTC

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mafy@mafyfy25Oct 28

Quando eu clico em “confirmar pagamento” e eles pegam meu dinheiro

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૮₍ ´ﻌ`₎ა · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:03 PM UTC

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૮₍ ´ﻌ`₎ა@aaaaliyaaahhhOct 28

how everyday feels

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O Armesto `★ˎ · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

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O Armesto `★ˎ@O_ArmestoOct 28

Home ten 81 anos, twink non ía ser.

Commentary Trump Daily Posts

@TrumpDailyPostsOct 28

Lula = Maduro

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mizumono🦢 · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:26 AM UTC

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mizumono🦢@tsukasahatsumeOct 28

Scientists reveal the Hope

ִ ࣪★@Itzmi_yunaaaOct 27

She's got the whole galaxy in her eye

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paperboy 🇵🇸 · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:12 PM UTC

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paperboy 🇵🇸@random_rulesOct 27

high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel

#1 stuff haver@braveandstrong6Oct 26

October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free

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pip · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:20 PM UTC

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pip@pippy_skippyOct 27

im not looking for a relationship im looking for an abstract representation of my own worth in the eyes of others

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Danes Bar & Lanches · Oct 27, 2026 · 9:00 PM UTC

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Danes Bar & Lanches@danebayerOct 27

Grandes manchetes do jornalismo brasileiro

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x · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:50 AM UTC

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@taltalivanOct 28

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sammm ☆ · Oct 27, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

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sammm ☆

@onlysammmsOct 27

the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. and the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. and the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 23 years old

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alice is playing cyberpunk · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:15 AM UTC

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alice is playing cyberpunk@shaleluvrOct 28

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Duda · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:10 PM UTC

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Duda@afcdudaOct 27

Boa noite

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Crubiel · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:37 PM UTC

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Crubiel@crubielsonOct 26

2042 eleição vai ser tipo Cadaver do Lula reanimado com magia pesada haitiana 50,95% Bolsodog (shitzu do Bolsonaro) 49,05% Faria Lima comenta: Brasil vai virar Venezuela desse jeito Nota da edição: Venezuela deixou de existir a 7 anos após o cataclisma do golfo da América

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