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kevin

@fatmanatee
Joined April 2009
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What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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went on a run last weekend and this is 100 percent accurate
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Joe Bernstein (@Bernstein) profile pictureJoe Bernstein@BernsteinNov 5
“The city needs to recognize — now, not sometime in the 2030s — that pedestrians’ sense of vulnerability is a major quality-of-life issue.” Amen! curbed.com/article/central-p…
People Keep Dying on Central Park Drive

People Keep Dying on Central Park Drive

The park’s main roadway encourages speed; a redesign must slow it all down.

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actually didn’t know about the last part
Electra (@E1ectraH3art) profile pictureElectra@E1ectraH3artNov 5
Remembering when Karen Bass responded to a citizen asking her to fix a pothole and she made a video of her NOT fixing it and ending it with her buying lunch
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“don’t put money into a 401k, give it to me instead” is a good bit
dream song 4 (@chickenpaprika) profile picturedream song 4@chickenpaprikaNov 5
Can’t get over this pro palestine cafe that keeps telling their followers it’s woke to have no retirement savings
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not ideal that the guys who want to control the future are all unfeeling psychopaths
Julia Black (@mjnblack) profile pictureJulia Black
@mjnblackNov 5
whew nytimes.com/2026/11/05/techn…
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Cannot stop laughing about this "one bowl chocolate cake" review.
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zelda today
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99 percent chance that he’s doing this bc kash is trying to get on the set
Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingNov 5
Shaquille O'Neal: "Who you calling, the cops?" Charles Barkley: "Kash Patel."
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i want to believe!
Lauren Teixeira (@lrntex) profile pictureLauren Teixeira
@lrntexNov 4
Electoral democracy does not reward swagless hyperconscientious dweebs (which you really do need for regulating insurance markets)....
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made bigger news in chicago but locally the BOE also got trounced after hitting everyone with a 15% tax hike. people are annoyed!
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bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) profile picturebbs@BurritoBrosShitNov 3
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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i have one chicken pox scar and it’s dead center between my eyebrows
ｂｅｃｋｙ (@DPRKjr) profile pictureｂｅｃｋｙ@DPRKjrNov 2
One thing I did notice from all the close up shots in You Can See Everything is that millennials all have chicken pox scars whereas with zoomers you don't rlly see that
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chicken pox unibrow
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kind of inexplicable that this existed! bloomberg.com/features/2026-…
Go 100 mph and Snap It: How a Teen Game Sparked Today’s Social Media Reckoning

Go 100 mph and Snap It: How a Teen Game Sparked Today’s Social Media Reckoning

A Snapchat filter sparked a trend of kids filming themselves driving as fast as they could. The deadly fallout forced a reckoning, forming the base of a successful legal strategy now holding social...

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every piece of this is correct
Meidas_Charise Lee (@charise_lee) profile pictureMeidas_Charise Lee
@charise_leeNov 1
“New York City’s marathon isn’t the hardest. It’s the meanest“
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this again
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NickFrank40 (@NickyFrank30) profile pictureNickFrank40
@NickyFrank30Oct 31
What? lol
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as an alternative, you can just say that murderers go to prison
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Reminds me of this banger.
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Superninja76 (@cleba76) profile pictureSuperninja76@cleba76Nov 1
Aside from the fact it rots people's brains, honestly True Crime is really just quite unethical conceptually. Like I used to watch it and at a certain point I just sat down and went. Why am I listening to the worst things that can happen to a person being recounted?
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unfortunately going to be annoying about this
NME (@NME) profile pictureNME
@NMEOct 31
My Chemical Romance’s Gerard Way reveals plans to make new album in 2027 and return to touring in 2028 The band also reunited with The Used's Bert McCracken onstage for the first time since 2005 and debuted a rare ‘Danger Days’ track nme.com/news/music/my-chemic…
My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way reveals plans to make new album in 2027 and return to touring in...

My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way reveals plans to make new album in 2027 and return to touring in...

My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way has revealed the band want to record a new album in 2027, and hope to return to the stage in 2028.

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