referred to a customerβs cat as βtheyβ because i didnβt pick it up to see what it was packing and he said βshe, not theyβ in a very annoyed tone.
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On Cinema has entered a Tim Goatee season.πβοΈβ¨
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Nathan: Do you see why this is funny?
Elizabeth: Heβs wearing a hot dog costume?
Nathan: Yeah, he is. But what about his feigned innocence at not being the one who drove the hot dog car through the wall?
Elizabeth: Wellβ¦heβs saying he didnβt do that.
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Saw a girl wearing a denim trench coat and thought βdrench coatβ and had to stop myself from laughing
Mmm mental illness
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The average person is more likely to know Naomi Watts from The Ring than Mulholland Drive or Twin Peaks: The Return, and thatβs a crime.
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whenever someone brings up using AI for creative work, I think about this
what we create also creates us
really wish you hadnβt told everyone
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-utaβ¦
discovered the peak of comedy by referring to the paint job on a ford bronco as a βgay ass paint jobβ around my 45-60 year old male coworkers.
need a wellness check on @bluntghoul
so itβs totally fine and normal for people to make art as a way of working through things they havenβt really figured out quite yet. itβs like really really common.
Replying to @transleytanked
chappell roanβs obsession with the men sheβs dated is genuinely bizarreβ¦ 7 out of 12 tracks on her lesbian anthem album are about men. the way she keeps centering men she supposedly moved on from is certainly a choice because what lesbian is THIS preoccupied with men
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