🇰🇷🇨🇦 34✨tattoo artist// (she/her)|❤@chachamyeon ❤FREE PALESTINE: LAND BACK 💗 🔞 NSFW MINORS DNI//Very Normal Astarion+Rolan enjoyer

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Joined November 2009
I was heartbroken for 2 days, really sad for a week and then back on Hinge in a month
Broke up with my ex of 2 years about 2 months ago and she’s already moving on with a new guy. What a waste of 2 fucking years.
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I thought this was a fun horror homage to old children’s tv. Also the tongue in cheek design choice for Buddy’s last scenes was neat! Wife didn’t like it but I did 🙂‍↕️
Film Title; BUDDY🔥🎬
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Almost everything being practical FX was so charming too
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I can’t remember if I liked the TV adaptation of the creepypasta Candle Cove so I’ll probs rewatch
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I’m just gonna go get acupuncture done during Christmas break my knee is pissing me OFFFF The funny part is it doesn’t impact my leg days or lifts and doesn’t hurt during those exercises It just hurts the goddamn rest of the time
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This clip kills me every single time. Tv of ALL TIME
i think about this breaking news clip like once a week
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devin the practicing bisexual retweeted
friend just called me asking for advice because his gf wants to break up after she had a miscarriage and he wouldn’t go to the hospital with her because he stayed up late playing deadlock the night before and wanted to sleep
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You can but you gotta have core and back strength 🤪
Replying to @_omelora
You can’t fuck back in missionary
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My one coworker knows Vancouver geography so whenever he describes anywhere in Toronto he’ll “translate” it for me 🤣 Him: oh that’s in Markham. Uhhh like if you were driving from downtown Vancouver to Coquitlam Me: oooh I get it now!!
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Friend asked me to break into her building and rob her (Pick up a package at her front doorstep)
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Daphne no usaría esos zuequitos ni muerta
EU QUERO! The Missing Drop fez uma coleção fan-made (conceito) de calçados temáticos de ‘Scooby-Doo’ para a marca Birkenstock. ❤️ Créditos: instagram.com/themissingdrop
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This is actually why I don’t wanna date anyone 6ft or taller bc I’m 5’1” 😭😭😭 A bunch of my exes were 6’4” and shit looked ridiculous
Problematic height gap couples especially! One of them is like 6’4”/193cm and the other is 4’11”/150cm?? HOW DO THEY DO IT?????????
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Pls god don’t let this one blow up again I don’t wanna join the dating height discourse
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This also isn’t a “shoot your shot” post I have a wife and a boyfriend I am BUSY
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Practicing my Korean smalltalk w the employees who work the sushi counter :3 (I overheard them chatting in Korean to each other)
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they on reddit losing their shit 🤣
FINALLY air bnb updated their terms saying hosts can’t require you to strip the beds, do dishes, take the trash out, etc.
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Has anyone drawn The Lash as Major Armstrong yet?
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Saw a girl wearing a denim trench coat and thought “drench coat” and had to stop myself from laughing Mmm mental illness
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Come out to my shows! Tomorrow at Houndstooth and Thursday at Bovine Sex Club! Here is an "acoustic sampler" of a song called "I Am The Silence." Attempting to game the algorithm by identifying this as Nathan Fielder Rock.
Come out to my show at Houndstooth on October 21 with my band @antispecmusic! Also included are local music geniuses Big Milk! A grand time will be had by some. Others will be devastated.
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finally….
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anok yai and alex consani at the victoria’s secret fashion show afterparty
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