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getting a lot of boss baby vibes

brooklyn, NY
Joined January 2009
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here we go again
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you took my sadness out of context… at the timothee chalamet look alike contest
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if Kenan and Kel decide that they both are satisfied
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the last person in a line should have to wear a humiliating hat. and the hat gets passed back as more people join the line
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I seriously hope these aren’t gift horses
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[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder
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Whatever happens today or tomorrow with the #Veepstakes. I'm so dang proud of @Tim_Walz. I was a "C"ish student in high school (shocking, I know). Mr. Walz took the time to make sure that I was successful. Not only in his class but others. He made learning exciting – at Duluth, MN
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me [mayor of biggest city in america]: get me the guy who does animation for bowling alleys
Sorry, Mr. Rat. The all-you-can-eat buffet is coming to an END. We're the FIRST administration doing the work to get millions of tons of trash off our sidewalks every day. First containers for businesses and now the official NYC Bin for small apartment buildings. This is how we improve the quality of life in our city.
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They call it amtrak because the train am on the track
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Injured by sharks in New York State in the past 180 years: 20 Injured by drivers in the congestion zone in the past 180 DAYS: 1,402 Congestion pricing now, you absolute fraud
With new shark drones and pilots to monitor our state beaches on Long Island, we’re going to take the bite out of shark attacks this summer 🦈
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fiona retweeted
🚨BREAKING NEWS: WE DID IT! CONGESTION PRICING LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY🚨 Thanks to all of our pressure, the legislature refused to bail Hochul out. But this is only getting started: we need to keep up the pressure to ensure the MTA board stands up to Hochul. Stay tuned!
Sources say: Legislature will likely not act on any short term MTA funding plan before they leave town. They can deal with it at a later date. Other thing up for grabs: a deal to give yeshivas a separate lane to meet substantial equivalency regs with the State Education Dept.
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My statement on the Governor's congestion pricing announcement.
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Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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u guys have no idea the kind of stuff i go through (sleepy etc)
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Currently Happening on Facebook Live: CPR and @MaketheRoadNY are discussing what steps state & local lawmakers can take to reverse bias-based policing, increase police transparency & shrink unnecessary police budgets. Watch: facebook.com/MaketheRoadNY/l…
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my shoes probably think i died
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Yesterday I accompanied a woman to see her loved one in prison. We left before dawn to make it for the AM visit. Several hours later, we were headed back home, our visit denied. I wanted to share a bit about the experience. 1/
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If I was a computer programmer I would simply tell the computer what to do
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I want to publicly apologize to Taylor Swift. At the time of this performance I was on a new SSRI and i do not remember that entire week of my life.
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