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Joined May 2018
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🗣️ Zidane on Cristiano Ronaldo (2008): “He's an English champion, European champion, and scored 42 goals playing on the wing. 42 goals is what I've scored in my career (laughs).”
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🚨💣 OFFICIAL: France Football have released the votings of the BEST BALLON D’OR WINS IN HISTORY.
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“it's not that deep” are you the one drowning?
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Sports betting took over the drug game lol
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beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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gf asking me “what’re we doing for my birthday” my portfolio is down -70% i DONT give a fuck 😂😂
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Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
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political ad gambling ad soft core porn ad political ad political ad arby’s angus cheesesteak ad soft core porn gambling ad jordan love pick six
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Fuck Kalshi Fuck Polymarket Fuck DraftKings Fuck FanDuel Fuck bet365 Fuck Fanatics Fuck BetMGM Fuck Caesars Sportsbook Fuck BetOnline Fuck gambling and their ads
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Speaking Spanish gives you the ability to understand most portuguese and sometimes italian but not knowing how to speak it
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Never understood why wearing letters became some cringe thing. Dudes in the 80s rocked that shit with pride
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one good sleep can have you feeling like a white woman in a yogurt commercial
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American illegals; > mostly from the same country > make tacos UK illegals; > the entire third world > rape
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Refusing to pay my bar tab because I was drunk and couldn’t consent when I ordered shots for the whole bar
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procrastinating things i WANT to do
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Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI
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How it feels after you calm down
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What my phone screen sees as I click “confirm bet” on the most retarded 6 leg TNF parlay to ever exist
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I will choose you in every lifetime
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In light of Cornell situation, I don’t think women realize how much self-policing occurs in male groups for “creepy” behaviors amongst peers. During undergrad, if freshman did anything “weird” towards a girl, they’d get unanimously blackballed from all fraternities on campus
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