just dad jokes and stuff, nerd 🤓 and die hard Philly sports (except Flyers maybe)

Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2016
Even Santa can’t make EVERY wish come true 😏 #gobirds @LaneJohnson65
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57 was out there like
4th quarter and #Eagles moved Jalen Carter over to the other side away from Booker, where he saw 1-on-1 work against #Cowboys LG Tyler Smith
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😂😂😂
The Cowboys defense after holding a 6th round QB in his third career start throwing to Shake Shack employees to 21 points
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fitdadceo retweeted
.@dallascowboys @Eagles can we at least get into our stance? please. Try to be ready at the snap...The fans were so sick of this effort that it wasn't worth it to BOOOO. They just left. #BaldysBreakdowns
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It’s giving me so much pleasure watching you manosphere pricks, piss down your leg because people are making fun of your king Pat Mcafee. In all his Charmin softness 😂
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Mcafee is baby crap soft!
The University of Utah has apologized to Pat McAfee over this video of students doing impressions of him before College GameDay. McAfee said the video made him feel “uncomfortable.”
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Go ahead and start selling Birds. First up, Cooper Dejean.
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I now understand…the Doom meant Doom for the Eagles. Clever.
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Oh my god this guy is so freakin crazy! Like SO crazy! 🙄
Pat McAfee: "New York Times always saying it! 'This a**hole is shirtless at 9:02 a.m. Eastern!' Sorry, Coach. I'm ruining the whole sport; I'm ruining the whole sport because of this."
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This is the moment I knew we were winning last night! Maxey isn’t playing anymore. Doesn’t matter who it is! #Sixers
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Held the Knicks to 100. Held the Cavs to 106. This second half defense by the Sixers is nasty!
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VJs gotta get his 3 point shot back! Other than that loving this second half.
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Oh @SHAQ you’ve never been booed in Philly? Come back now, and we’d be happy to oblige you!
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Or not
Sloppy first quarter. It’ll get better in the 2nd and look better in the third.
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Sloppy first quarter. It’ll get better in the 2nd and look better in the third.
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Bro how you gonna sit on the floor of THIS Sixers game wearing a NY Yankees hat??
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Sure did…I did say it as I was running out the door and my mom chasing my ass down the street, but yeah I did 😂
Growing up , did you ever cuss out your parents ? ?😳
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Y’all are right. I haven’t noticed any all-22 breakdowns this week in Eagles Twitter and I think I know the reason.
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“Nothing scared me” but had to make a point of writing about it 😏
Honestly nothing that this sixers team did tonight scared me. Congrats you skidded by the skin of your teeth with an all star starting 5 🤣🤣🤣
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We proved it! We sacrificed our other teams for you! Play the Song!
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