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not now sweetie, mommy is busy analyzing the situation from multiple perspectives
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I have a rule that I don’t post cheeks on this page but I will make an exception this one time on account of me being cheeked UP
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you can’t be in a relationship a guy that feels the need to console every girl friend/be their to to shoulder to cry on like go be a damn therapist if that’s truly your calling
i will not hold you back
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dedicating my Scorpio Season to becoming even more passionate, more intense, more lusty, and more unavailable.
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life and a calm nervous system.
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People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:

























