Dee ॐ groovy like a drive-in movie ☯︎ •••

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2011
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who’s this? 😮‍💨 (Doja Cat via TikTok)
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men dm you with ur tweets so their 4 twitter wives don’t see them interacting with you #staywoke
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not now sweetie, mommy is busy analyzing the situation from multiple perspectives
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I’m bored, who wants to flirt with me
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shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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I have a rule that I don’t post cheeks on this page but I will make an exception this one time on account of me being cheeked UP
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Man what 😭😭😭😭😭
if I had super powers, I would give a nigga roaches but he cant see them or feel them, but everyone else can
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you can’t be in a relationship a guy that feels the need to console every girl friend/be their to to shoulder to cry on like go be a damn therapist if that’s truly your calling i will not hold you back
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new eye-banner comms!
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Who am I without music and daydreaming
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dedicating my Scorpio Season to becoming even more passionate, more intense, more lusty, and more unavailable.
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Wore a cute outfit and all I got was this video
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Hold on I see a lil leg definition coming back
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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This is frying me cus this is really how it be 😭😭
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life and a calm nervous system.
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People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:
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But did yall know @fitty_d got it like THAT !!! 🤪🤪
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so there’s this third option where you can have big glutes from working out and also have fat
Getting an ass from working out is not comparable to getting an ass from fat I'm sorry it does not look nearly as big or soft ever
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