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Not President Obama

@flatulence2026
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Joined March 2009
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Natalie Harp is what sent her???
Mark Slapinski (@mark_slapinski) profile pictureMark Slapinski
@mark_slapinskiSep 7
It's OFFICIAL: Melania and Donald Trump are now separated. This comes as Trump continues his sexual relationship with assistant Natalie Harp.
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Luke ejaculated on my sheets and I slept in them #belowdeck @BelowDeckMedTV @BelowDeckFans
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USA is a cheater and loser.
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Even @Elon is cheating
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What a great day! #BELUSA
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Natalie Harp.
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The Kia Halftime Show went all-in on the furniture #knicks #spurs #kiahalftimeshow @SHAQ @AmericanExpress
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Marry a murderer’ on Netflix, Caroline should be locked up for her terrible choices.
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@mjfreeApr 19
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Finally some good news
Jake Broe (@RealJakeBroe) profile pictureJake Broe
@RealJakeBroeApr 7
With all the bad news happening in the world at least I can always check the stock price for Tesla to cheer myself up.
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Those witnesses almost destroyed the case #thepredatorofseville
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Did anyone else expect the piece of shit rapist Manuel Blanco Velo get off on some kind of technicality or the witness statement? #thepredatorofseville
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Holy fuck this woman is irritating to listen to #cnn @CNN
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Who can I contact to get my 700RP back? @EASPORTSNHL @EASPORTS
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Finally some good news! @elonmusk
CBS News (@CBSNews) profile pictureCBS News
@CBSNewsJan 23
Tesla Cybertruck sales plunged 48% in 2025. cbsn.ws/4jZkRkP
Tesla Cybertruck sales plunged 48% in 2025

Tesla Cybertruck sales plunged 48% in 2025

Other Tesla vehicles also struggled to attract buyers, with sales of its X, S and Y models all sinking from the previous year.

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Trump babbling at Davos is embarrassing as hell.
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Airforce has mechanical failure and stuck on the ground. Is this coward think we are going to buy that?
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