@flyguy2stackzz

👑 of comedy. boy wonder. for all inquires, call god. current milf. herbVP. proud member of the 6ftplus club. P.O.W. jefferson city fan. catch the energy.

 Bossin, Cashassachusetts
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Joined May 2014
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Stop commenting on my tweets and not liking them. Legit my biggest pet peeve. Don’t interact without the like. I don’t do that to any of you guys so don’t do it to me. Pinning this because it actually pisses me off.
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Trenton Makes, The World Takes.
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Dead serious is this actually funny to people? Not even a smirk from this twitter user.
RIBH
@RunItBackHerboOct 24
Outstanding - Chargers, ft. Madison Beer
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#MIZ
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@iambarstoolgregOct 24
Good night, everyone watch 5 take over. He’s coming for the country next
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If you refer to yourself as a “girl dad”, your child has two mothers.
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Chicks on Hinge love wanting to debate sweet vs savory breakfasts.
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Chicks love using “crisp” as an adjective. Nothing wrong with it. Just common.
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Calling 911 in traffic cause I have to tinkle so bad.
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Got your girl sliding tonight, we’re gonna play knockout in my driveway.
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You’re beefing on Twitter with a guy who has a “we want bag” picture for his Snapchat group.
Derek “DJ” Jeter@babyruth670Oct 19
Roommate is in a bind
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So gay to see these accounts stealing my flow from like 3 years ago. Been saying this forever.
Tough Guy@DonkeyPunchKOOct 19
Tау Kеith, fuck these niggas butts!
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0 likes tryna drag Winthrop through the mud.
Matt Spin@mattspinynlOct 19
Winthrop is lowkey just Boston’s ass crack
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“Crazy lunatics” says the retard with jeep duckies.
Kathy@patriotwomanQOct 17
the crazy lunatics out in Delaware County, PA
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Jon Rothstein
@JonRothsteinOct 16
Notable players in the Kentucky case that are now eligible after today's ruling: Seth Trimble (Louisville) Mark Mitchell (Missouri) Fred King (Creighton)
Kentucky High School Sports History@KYHSHistoryOct 16
Breaking . . .Judge Edwards grants a temporary injunction. The athletes can play. The NCAA loses another one today. The opinion (18 pages in PDF) juryverdicts.net/NCAATempInj… @samcehrlich @WinterSportsLaw
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“Rural poophole” I just know that was typed with millennial women hands.
Rokko 🌐✈︎
@MsamalamOct 15
If you don't have at least 1 million people within a 30km radius of your city, you live in a rural poophole. You should move. Test it for yourself: tomforth.co.uk/circlepopulat…
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Damn I really almost feel bad for Arky.
Rivals
@RivalsOct 13
🚨BREAKING🚨 RB Jeremiah Dent has decommitted from Arkansas, @samspiegs reports. Read: on3.com/rivals/news/running-…
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He’s talking about a radio host here btw. F&M got these boys blood BOILING.
Unrelenting Ball Knower@tatum_defenderOct 13
Replying to @flyguy2stackzz @theforbiddenego @BOSsportsaddict @bostonradio
Has it ever occurred to you in your peanut-sized brain that there could be accounts on this app that aggregate what’s said or shown on those shows and make fun of them? Such as the photo of your ferocious leader with his legs crossed, napkin adorned? That’s never occurred to you?
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No Place Like Home. 🏠
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How we feeling this morning Tiger fans?
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1950s couple: wanna hold hands under the boardwalk?.
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