Daily Canadian satire & AI memes that hit too close. No sacred cows. No filter. Engineer • Musician • Philosopher of the Absurd

Hogtown, Canada
Joined July 2026
This is the greatest crime perpetrated against Canadians ever.
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Today I walked into the White House. 🇺🇸 My mission to end child transition worldwide has the backing of the most powerful government on earth. 6 years ago this was a solo fight. Hour upon hour spent on the streets of Canada, next to no support, not knowing a soul in this fight, but never discouraged! I have always known the victories that await. I have always had faith that others would join the cause and in time we would stop this madness, everywhere. Well, we are! 👉🏼 billboardchris.com/world-pro… Much work to be done, but today I'm meeting with leaders at the highest levels of the U.S. government. I've also spoken up for kids at the EU Parliament (twice), the UN Human Rights Council in Geneva, and the UN in New York, and been featured (by critics) on the main stage at the World Economic Forum. I've met with members of Congress, testified before the Florida State legislature, helped ban this in Oklahoma, and sat down with lawmakers in the Canadian Parliament and in legislatures from B.C. to Washington, California, Florida, Texas, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, Scotland, England, Israel, and Australia. In Brussels I met elected representatives from a dozen more European countries. I've also been to jail 3 times, been arrested 5 times in 4 countries, had more than 300 visits from police, but never been charged with anything. All arrests were either after I was assaulted, or because I simply refused to yield to an angry mob and police who insisted I leave. The answer to "Will you relinquish your rights to satisfy this violent mob?" will always be NO. I've been assaulted dozens of times, had my arm broken, been mobbed by hundreds, painted on, spat on, car keyed, tires destroyed, and even had a catalytic converter stolen in Oakland. Note to self: don't stay in a cheap hotel in Oakland. Hundreds of houses in my neighborhood have received mail from Antifa, trying to destroy my reputation, but all that did was bring in more support. Normal people don't like when kids are being harmed. I even sued the Australian government when they tried to censor me on X, and won! Mostly, I've spoken with thousands upon thousands of people on the street, in 14 countries, helping parents protect their kids, and reached millions more online. We are winning because we tell the truth: that children are beautiful just as they are, no drugs or scalpels needed! And we are going to stop child transition everywhere, no matter how long it takes. If you wish to support me in this fight, I greatly appreciate your help. Thank you! billboardchris.com/donate
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Hey @WabKinew you left your meeting notes behind.
Abolish the Indian Act. We have nothing to lose but our chains. We will, of course, need new legislation that is an interface between the Federal government and First Nations. And this MUST be created alongside Chiefs and First Nation governments every step of the way. But it is time to move past the era of this outdated, racist, and patriarchal legislation. I support Prime Minister Carney’s work to position Canada as a global leader in human rights and democracy. The Indian Act is inconsistent with achieving that vision. Our laws at home should reflect the values we champion around the world. It’s time for a relationship with First Nations people that reflects who we are as Canadians today, recognizes nationhood, and lives up to the true nature of reconciliation.
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There are forces trying to make Canada the next Venezuela…a resource rich nation on the US doorstep, under global communist control.
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WEF after-party flashbacks.
🤖 Made with AI
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Well, there’s one reason to not eat pork…
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TheFogMachine retweeted
🚨Stockton Report just dropped the receipts. Canada is drowning in fraud: student visas, OSAP, mortgages, licences and almost all of it runs straight through our immigration system. Worse: you’re the one bankrolling the hotels, modular housing, and infrastructure while Canadians sleep in tents. Auditor General: 153,000+ student non-compliance flags. They investigated almost none. Many fraudsters got approved anyway. This isn’t incompetence. It’s a business model. Retweet if you’re done paying for it. 🇨🇦 #cdnpoli #CanadaFirst #HousingCrisis
🚨Stockton Report🚨 Canada is drowning in a fraud crisis—and almost all of it traces straight back to immigration. Worse—Canadians are bankrolling the housing supply in their own communities to make it happen.
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Mark Carney’s Immigration Policy: When you think you can’t jam in even one more… Elbows up grease!
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No. Just fucking no.
Elbows will go down in history as the stupidest people on earth!
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A long time ago in a galaxy that smells like shit…
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“ Brampton man. ” “ Surrey man. ” “ Toronto man. ” “ Calgary man. ” “ Ottawa man. ” “ Edmonton man. ” “ Winnipeg man. ” “ Mississauga man. ” “ Vancouver man. ”
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If you are wondering if South Africa is still an apartheid regime, today you got your answer. Three innocent black men were gunned down, and all of X is defending the shooter. This is what happens when you let people have guns and don't take racism seriously. A lynching defended by people on X. Disgusting. Have a wonderful day, Wolfgang
🇿🇦 In South Africa, a father kills three carjackers in a shootout while protecting his children He and his two children were leaving their yard when a white vehicle blocked them. One attacker held a gun to the son’s head at the gate while another opened fire. The father returned fire from the car, killing one on the spot. The other two fled but later died of their wounds.
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This is pretty disgusting… Ngl. Deport. Deport. Deport.
This is pretty radicalizing... Ngl.
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Q: What happened to the dream? A: Opportunists, 3rd world savages & idealistic retards. Opportunists and 3rd world savages are beyond repair, but socialist idealists, you need to wake up fast. You forgot the rest if the verses and got fixated on open borders…that needs to come LAST. Peace first. Imagine - John Lennon Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us, only sky Imagine all the people Livin' for today Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too Imagine all the people Livin' life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one
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The infiltration of Canada is very real👇
‼️BREAKING - New report claims Canada is a target of "tamkeen" ... an Islamist entryism strategy The report explains that Canada is explicitly NAMED as a target in the Muslim Brotherhood’s own 1982 “Project” and 1991 “Explanatory Memorandum.” The strategy, tamkeen, means gradual institutional takeover from within. No Canadian government has ever investigated these networks — unlike the US, UK, France, and Austria. -Examples: Government entryism - A Muslim Federal Employees Network pushed for Muslims as a protected equity group. Islamophobia envoy Amira Elghawaby lobbied the CRA, Public Safety, CSIS, and deputy ministers on its behalf and proposed taxpayer funding. -Electoral capture: The Canadian-Muslim Vote targeted 60–80 ridings. Their 2025 “Vote Palestine” campaign locked in endorsements from 344 candidates. Palestine was the #1 issue for Muslim voters in their own polls. -Non-profits: CRA audits of MAC and ISNA Canada flagged Brotherhood alignment, foreign political activity, and terrorism-linked entities. -Campus infiltration: University of Waterloo took >C$3.8M in Qatari funding , memorialized a former president of the Hamas-linked Islamic University of Gaza, and cut its Technion partnership under pressure while Qatari ties stayed. Report by ISGAP
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TheFogMachine retweeted
Remigration Anime
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Behold the stunned, slack-jawed French activist, a proud member of the left-wing cabal and one of the loudest, most relentless champions of flinging open the gates to North African migration. Apparently, for years she has whitewashed every riot, rape, and rampage they unleash, shrieking “racism!” at anyone who dares notice the wreckage. She owns a precious little chic boutique in an upscale corner of the country she helped dismantle. When the horde came for it, she planted herself in the doorway like a saint, bleating that she was the famous asylum activist, that she had fought for their entry and their permanent presence, that she was on their side. They spat on her. Knocked her down. Trampled her underfoot. She is lucky to be breathing. They emptied the shop of every last item, the lifetime of work and struggle reduced to empty shelves and broken glass in a single feral afternoon. She ended up on the metal shutters, dazed, staring at the ruins, unable to process that the thieving, rabble-rousing, criminal, barbaric hordes she had spent her entire existence defending and inviting in were the ones who had just fed on her. Because of her celebrity as a defender of North African “refugees,” every French media outlet yesterday plastered her story and her photo in front of the gutted boutique. Poor, bewildered thing, a whole life squandered, and she still cannot grasp the scale of the suicidal stupidity that helped drag France into this ruin. Even when you feed the crocodile, it will still eat you.
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The EU is the modern USSR.
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He's real 🤯
¿Tenemos la FOTO DEL AÑO? (Dueño defendiendo su tienda de videojuegos durante los disturbios en Francia)
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This image is a perfect metaphor for the infiltration of the west.
Pour moi, c'est l'image la plus horrible de ce 17 octobre: Un couple d'octogénaire dépouillé de tout, en pleine rue, laissé à moitié nu. Comme si les Rolex, les Vuiton, les Hermès, les Dior, les Sephora pillés n'étaient pas suffisants pour la revente. L'image qui devrait être un signal d'alarme pour tout l'occident. L'image d'un pseudo président qui a perdu le contrôle. Qui a totalement échoué envers son peuple. L'image d'une gauche radicale qui a sacrifié votre propre identité pour faire de votre pays une zone de guerre, aux arrières-plans culturels qui n'ont rien à voir avec les vôtres. Cette image est effrayante!
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