UCLA '85 "I have a particular lack of skills."

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2013
I hate it when that happens!
🚨 BREAKING: Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive test because you could end up stuck with an idiot for years. "I mean, a guy goes in there, he's got good BS. He goes in, and suddenly you're stuck with an idiot."
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BUT BURISMAAAAAHHHHHH
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They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM
There was no medical oxygen or mask in the execution chamber where Tennessee tried and failed to kill convicted murderer Christa Pike, which meant staff had to go and get it when things went wrong, according to a source who witnessed what happened. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-me…
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump's sons have become partners in a Kazakh mining company. This came shortly after the company won a $1.6 billion U.S. government contract! "Are we having fun yet, America?"
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Here is Trump in 2011 calling Obama “stupid” for hosting the Chinese president and claiming that he wouldn’t give him a dinner. “The president of China came a few months ago and we gave him a state dinner. Now, when people are screwing you, you don't give them state dinners.” Fast-forward 15 years and Trump is giving President Xi a state dinner while China is helping Iran target American service members. Who is the stupid one now?
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I often rate his projections. This one was just off the charts.
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In action movies, the hero often improvises a bomb that's ignited by a microwave oven. What I don't get is why the timer on the microwave going to zero is what sets it off. I mean, that's when the oven turns off.
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This is a great example of how a person with conspiracy theory disorder thinks. He's so sure of himself. But notice how his theory is based on the assumption that the steel wouldn't fail until it got hot enough to turn into liquid?
Replying to @Sverizona
Steel melts at over 2500 degrees. Absolutely nothing in that building or plane burns that hot.
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Steel does not need to melt to lose its structural integrity and cause a building to collapse. While structural steel melts around 2,500°F to 2,750°F, it loses about 50% of its structural strength at roughly 1,100°F and up to 90% of its strength at 1,800°F. nist.gov/world-trade-ce…
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A lot of annoying people on here are about to learn that big banks have like 7,000 Vice Presidents
BANK OF AMERICA VICE PRESIDENT KILLED IN TIMES SQUARE STABBING - BBG
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I've seen a lot of movies where someone is on foot running from a vehicle that's chasing them on the street. And the person running runs in the middle of the street. Dead on right down the middle.
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I love how graceful Tom is compared to Zendaya. You'd think it would be the other way around!
아니 톰홀랜드 평소에도 파쿠르 가능한 사람이네 이러니까 스턴트 거의안쓰는거지
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#TheManWhoShotLibertyValence What always confuses me about this movie: John Wayne lives his whole life near this little town & when he dies & even has a funeral there, the newspaper guys 100 feet down the street have NO IDEA who he is. But everyone else in town does.
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The weather in Los Angeles right now is..... "tropical."
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What shocks me is not the punchline. It's that I didn't see it coming.
Only Norm Macdonald could lie about a medical emergency for two minutes straight just to hit Conan with the most absurd punchline ever 😭 We will never get late-night comedy like this again.
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What were those two holes in the "hook" you put the earpiece on when you hang up for?
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I don't want to jinx this or anything, but.... Woody Woodbury is not dead. 😇
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Margaret, 90, had gotten outside twice before her son Keith installed cameras. He expected to find footage of the problem. He found something else. Every single night for nine months their golden retriever Flynn had already been at the front door before Margaret reached the hallway. Blocking. Redirecting. Taking her sleeve and guiding her back to bed. Thirty-seven documented nights. Not once had she made it outside. Margaret's neurologist watched the recording and said: "I have worked in memory care for twenty-three years. Flynn is performing structured redirection. He built every component of it on his own." Keith said: "He figured it out the first night."
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Trump in 2024: “Iran was broke under Donald Trump. Now Iran has $300 billion dollars because they took off all the sanctions that I had”
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