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at 36 months old I choked on a cigarette butt and passed out for NINE minutes!

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Joined May 2023
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WORLD SERIES CHAMPS
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Ueck sends his regards to the Tampa Bay (White) Devil Rays #Brewers #WinOurWay
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THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ueck sends his regards to the Tampa Bay (White) Devil Rays #Brewers #WinOurWay
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REAL
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@St1ka11h
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BLIMP! JUICE! (@blimp_juice) profile pictureBLIMP! JUICE!@blimp_juiceOct 23
if your landlord doesn't fix something in a reasonable timeframe you should be able to go to their house and inflict the equivalent damage
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how'd Erykah Badu get a little head wrap on that thang
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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The Milwaukee Brewers right now
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ALL 8 FIFTH-INNING RUNS IN ONE VIDEO
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fredguy@fredguy_29 Nov 2025
when you were a kid, did your mom ever put you in a "silly jail" like this for bad grades on your report card? I miss you mom! 🤣 #ripmom
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Wii U is an amazing console when modded. Fucken casuals.
˜”*°• Retro •°*”˜ (@mista_retro) profile picture˜”*°• Retro •°*”˜@mista_retroOct 25
the wii u can literally play every single previous nintendo console but the 3ds wtf are we doing
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@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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The first sausage race in World Series history goes to ... 👀
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a video version, in case your blind or something
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People don't know this, but the Milwaukee Brewers have more than one mascot: - Deranged man who lives in the stands - Barrel of beer brought to life by a child's Xmas wish - Multi-Ethnic meat snack - Ghost of Bob Uecker #thisismycrew
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fredguy@fredguy_Oct 23
when you can see the vein in the titty
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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Everything's a steak when you're used to eating dog shit.
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@coreyganimOct 22
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music. Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno. What sold me was the first prompt I gave it: “My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token. Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.” It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds. I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious. Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free? Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
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when you can see the vein in the titty
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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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玲珑鸡翅 (@lazzzy_42) profile picture玲珑鸡翅
@lazzzy_42Oct 22
不打斐济 精液就会囤积在体内 所以戒撸等于内射自己
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me: "People still make Cosby jokes, and Weinstein's fingerprints are all over some pretty good movies, so I'd have to say the most successful celebrity cancellation was Ron Jeremy. Nobody's gonna 'yeah, but...' him!" her: "the question was what are your strengths"
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Turning Point USA spox admits Charlie Kirk knew Republican Lindsey Graham was a pedophile and did nothing?
Andrew Kolvet (@AndrewKolvet) profile pictureAndrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvetOct 22
Dear Democrats, This is why we called him Lady Graham. This isn’t an October surprise, we’ve known this for years. And blaming his sister for the fact Lindsey was a poorly closeted gay man, is only going to backfire. No one cares.
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