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earlier this morning I witnessed all the ACC mascots gathering in DC………….. i need eyes on the Capitol NOW
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Sir, this is a national park, not a portal to the underworld. Photo of a bobcat pretending to be a tree demon at Joshua Tree National Park.
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man i can't believe a mcafee clip emerged where i took mcafee's side while he was being passive aggressive and scathing but
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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Walls not fielding that felt like the whole series
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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still worried these are going to look too Mardi Gras-themed, but i’m holding out hope
More looks at the Ducks “Forever Mighty” Hometown Remix gear. That Lukáš Dostál set up 😮‍💨 @SportingTrib | #FlyTogether
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Ducks Hometown Remix logo with the gold eye and triangles as expected. #FlyTogether #ForeverMighty
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That’s not orange! 🟣🟢 Anaheim Ducks back at home breaking in their Hometown Remix gear. Inspired by the Mighty Ducks movie look. @SportingTrib | #FlyTogether
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If you can’t come up with three adjectives to describe your child you should lose custody
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few things have made me feel more like someone was jingling keys in front of my face
Calling an official moratorium on the tiny desk AI edits. It's done. It was a fun three days last week. But it's over. Move on.
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I do not understand how people find these funny
how about dem chiefs 😭
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2 weeks ago everyone was like “wow i can’t believe all the bots are gone!” and i am currently seeing the most bots and blue-check AI replies i have in a year
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Not going to bother sounding particularly insightful here, but the older I get the more i'm like, "wow, animals are incredible." I'm donating to some animal charity like once a week at this rate. they got me.
An American Mink pauses on the bank of Lake Ontario with a snow-dusted, still squirming catch. These sleek predators hunt relentlessly, even in the dead of winter. 📷 Jeremy Bridge-Cook
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For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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This is actually a condescending view of working-class people. I grew up in a working-class immigrant family and we ate at Red Lobster and The Cheesecake Factory for "fancy nights out." But even we understood that the White House should not look like the inside of a Red Lobster. Working-class people are not culturally illiterate just because their experiences are shaped by their limited means.
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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the Milwaukee Brewers
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more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work
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i sincerely hope Kroenke Sports finds a way to basically import the entire Brewers apparatus to Anaheim
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i can hear this tweet
Stack that up over a month, I’m gonna kick your butt. Stack that up over a year, you’re toast.
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this site was vastly better when celebrities just logged in to be real on here for a moment
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