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This shit ain’t nothin to me man

Joined November 2011
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Jacaranda by Modern Color
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Must be so embarrassing when you get struck by lightning and everyone can see your skeleton
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she jackin on my lantern til i holler ween
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Researchers gave bumblebees a straight route to food but some wandered off it to push tiny balls around instead. One bee did it 117 times.
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When you can't feel one of these in your pocket <<<<<
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for halloween ill be okay
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Haha hey I like your boyfriend’s costume, the big fat sewer chud from Resident Evil. Oh the party isn’t until tomorrow?
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man cancels wife and son before turning the tea on himself
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Before facesitting becomes illegal does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me
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Why does closing your eyes while driving feel so good
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lets have a leaf on us and loaf with mama
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Then leave the Crowbar show
Men, we don’t like this
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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My favourite thing about myself is that I’ve never eaten a rustlers burger
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the scene of Anton Chigurh caring for his gunshot wound (laying down tarp, painfully taking off his boots, cutting his pants off with scissors, sweating profusely) except it’s me getting ready to jack off
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You don’t actually need an oil change it’s a scam run by Big Auto
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Robbing a bank with a t-shirt cannon
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This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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