Chaco Bro Gavin

Watch this papadia review! First review in the series! MUST WATCH youtube.com/watch?v=i5t94aej…

Why has no one invented sweaters for your feet that you put on when your toes get cold?

The worst part of wearing a mask isn’t that it feels like you have a furnace strapped to your mouth but every time you burp you dutch oven yourself

I would like everyone to know that @tmartino22 is just now getting ungrounded from spring break 2 years ago

When this quarantine shit is over who’s tryna eat a baby dragon at medieval times with me?

The day no one asks @PatrickRothfuss when the Doors of Stone will be finished is the day he’ll release it

Just now reading about Iran and while I’m in the middle of the article I got a freaking amber alert. Now I’m washing my sheets

Am I the only one who opens their eyes wider when their face id takes too long to unlock

To whoever finds my resume on the side of the road. 1. I didn’t mean to litter it flew out of my car while I was driving 2. I am willing to work for minimum wage. Please, I just need a job

I just started wearing glasses and I keep forgetting they aren’t sunglasses and I’ve gotten in a couple awkward situations now because of it

Dragon Ball Super Broly is the real reason our snow caps are melting

Is there like a Netflix achievement for watching every alternative ending for Bandersnatch

We live in a yeet or get yeeted kind of world

People who use their rear window wipers go 45 on the highway

Her: You have trust issues Me: What do you expect? I believed that there were little monkeys changing the lights at intersections until I was 13

If you haven’t seen Naruto you don’t know what emotions are

Lost all my contacts. Going to the eye doctor tomorrow

If you ever feel lonely know that @tmartino22 made a tinder to find a girl who will play pong with him