My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.
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Can't see these things and not think about Jurassic Park, but if it breaks instead of landing near dinosaurs it'll land on a load of angry Greek people
Mate just texted me and said "Diego Simeone has the hair of Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe"
I know exactly what he means
Personally I would have picked a Honey Badger, but Hedgehog is not a bad shout. Especially if it annoys people
Hedgehog among four chosen animals to feature on your new banknotes bbc.in/3TOAbrz
Spoke to a client, his business model was buying charcoal from Nigeria & Paraguay & selling it in the UK. It didn't work because he sent the money but didn't receive the charcoal.
Asda sell charcoal, so does my local petrol station, could save him loads in shipping costs
Should change her twitter name to Linmeitalks-shite
Was in the jacuzzi with a lady in David Lloyd’s….she has a membership for her and her two children, she said she thought about buying a property but her social housing allows her to have a very comfortable life. She’s in a 3 bed paying £450 per month on a salary of about £40k she said.
How many single mothers even on £75,000 no help from the gov renting privately could afford David Lloyd’s for her and two kids ??
Alright fella, you're an influencer. In the way that you hopefully influence people not to be an absolute bollocks like you are.
Sent some documents to a creditor of a company we're placing into liquidation. Received a response asking "is this a scam??"
It isn't, but if it was and I was scamming people, how would they expect me to respond? "Erm, yes it's a scam, sorry about that, you caught me!"
