CEO of https://xitter.cf/t.co/8GDxc2zlOb https://xitter.cf/t.co/mXdEBfOZHD

Brooklyn
Joined July 2015
built a pitch deck analytics platform for people to be able to create links to share to VC's that let you see if the deck was opened, for how long, and what page they spent the most time viewing deckpeek.com
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Obviously C because I’d get to stay in NYC while also being connected with @WarrenInTheBuff and @htmx_org if we can convince him to move to the edge of Montana
You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking?
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I TOLD YALL I TOLD YALL I KNEW THEY WERE PLOTTING SOMETHING I JUST HAD A PIGEON TAKE A HUGE SHIT ON MY ARM
I can’t prove it but these three pigeons are plotting something
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Look at him staring
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Maaaaaan watching a damn ad isn’t even safe anymore
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This runs deep and kinda crazy I haven’t seen this pop up on my feed
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One thing that I’ve never been able to wrap my head around is how every country I’ve ever been to a majority of the populations have almost ZERO concept of spatial awareness They stand RIGHT behind you in line, will bump right into you while walking in the street I’m at a point where now if someone is too close to me in line I just find any reason to turn around and bump into them as hard as I can In NYC we have an unwritten rule if we’re gonna walk into each other each person turns slightly so each side can pass If you’re not elderly or disabled I’m TRUCKING you
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I can’t prove it but these three pigeons are plotting something
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I feel seen
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If I lose to @typecraft_dev this week I will commit hari Kari I was projected to win by ~20 at the beginning of the week
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The projections are getting worse 😭
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Maaaan I’m in a whole ass different country I will be on the FIRST flight out if Cloudflare covered this I’m Cloudflare gang for life
Amused that AWS just unilaterally cancelled Cloudflare's Reinvent booth. There are always signs when someone finally realizes they're losing. Guess we'll just attend and throw the most fun side events without paying Amazon! Reply if you want an invite.
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Props to the Anomaly/OpenCode team for moving so quickly
We had a security breach last night related to a large scale distillation attack that impacted 1.4% of OpenCode Console users We have notified them all this morning via email. If you did not get an email you were not impacted, it was a subset of users who had external providers linked The incident is ongoing so we cannot share more details at this point but we are working with Anthropic, OpenAI, and Google to remediate
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Hotel got the cuck audience seating
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When you read an AI comment what voice do you read it in
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Teaching a bunch of 70 year old degenerate Turkish gamblers fantasy football like it’s showing fire to cavemen
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when she says her parents aren’t home
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Hell yea bro I want people who can’t parallel park to fly 3,000 pound cars over my head
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Hey what’s going on in there
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Bro was vibespying
We discovered a sophisticated recording device that was hidden inside one of our offices. We used our models to understand the device and where it had come from, identifying that a specific employee had planted it a few days earlier. We referred the matter to the FBI, and we’re grateful to the agents and prosecutors who moved quickly to make an arrest. The FBI’s investigation is ongoing and we will continue to support their work. At this time, we have no indications of this individual inappropriately accessing or exfiltrating model weights, source code, or customer data. The employee was terminated. We take protecting our technology, data, and people seriously, and as a matter of national importance. Our security program is designed to protect against a wide range of threat actors, from insider risks to cybercriminals to nation states, and this case is an example of how AI can help address these sophisticated security threats.
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