Sharing insights on thriving, magic tips, personal transformation. Host of Rune Soup podcast, author of Ani.Mystic, shamanic healer, Tolkien obsessive.

Tasmania, Australia
Joined May 2007
An update from Gordon's family.
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Facebook: your family is here Instagram: your friends are here X: here’s information about Bryan Johnson’s girlfriends pussy
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"LOOK AT ME I'M A PENGUIN, I'VE GOT A SILLY WALK AND I'M A BIRD BUT I CAN'T EVEN FLY" "Just ignore him Tony"
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This is an AI-generated video, as shown by inconsistent shadows (penguins' longer than dog's) and unnatural voiceover audio. instagram.com/reel/DWQkX7Fj1… instagram.com/reel/DXE-ax6k9…
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me with the laundry from the dryer
How armadillos gather foliage for their nests
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Me giving a pep talk to Netanyahu’s cancer cells.
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Before Sunrise is unwatchable because it's so good. It's such a beautiful encapsulation of young iPhoneless love, shot on analog film, a nineties time machine of a mysterious Europe that no longer exists, you feel like you are dying as you watch it.
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trying to change the time on my microwave
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How libertarians see election cycles
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Me telling my mom a secret: My mom the next day:
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Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salmon
This fish owns 60.5% of Lucid Motors.
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Took a picture of this paraglider today and it just looks like a minimalist illustration of Adolf Hitler
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On February 14th I'm going to go comment "i miss us" on random couples post
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Requiem for a Dream (2000)
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You don’t compare 2 bad bitches.
mangos or watermelon?
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me calling whoever removed the 29th, 30th, and 31st in february so they can remove the 14th
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“you better not be cunty owl” me:
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my printer when I tell it to print something
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Never run a fruit stand if you're in an action movie.
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