Rebecca. This is she. Bitchy damsel/beefy eel/haggard sylph/cannibal sprite. Meat Lovers @aupbooks 🫀🐄🌿 King simp 4 poems @sweetmammalian.

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Joined July 2013
Bonkers that they let me write a book & draw a lewd little strip of pig nipples on the back of it... & even more wild that Meat Lovers will finally arrive in the world this week!!!!!!! Thanks @AUPBooks, & thanks @FreyaDalySad & @wellhellojoan for endorsing my grossness 🕯️🐷💖
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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i appreciate the sediment
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My most favourite John Ashbery poem and perhaps my most favourite poem in the English language ever
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I can’t stop thinking, tonight, about this Louise Glück poem, just astounded at how sad it is, and yet still how in love with the world
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I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.
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They’ve shorted the amount of tater tots in a bag. Is nothing sacred?
My family has always been “no cheese” for tater tot hotdish idk
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*at a michelin star restaurant* the lady and I would like to start off with malort please
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you’re my friend and to some extent my wife
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the Chymist: our entire universe is one big chemical reaction! the Quantumologer: I'm quite sure that everything amounts to a single quivering "function" the Chocolatier: I'm but a nib in the great mousse...
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Reading is one of the best things you can do and costs like $20 for six hours, tops. In many cases it's free. The people who make it possible live in penury and the whole modern economy is organized against it.
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Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?
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All my soul is bells, which will not ring. - Osip Mandelstam t. by Christian Wiman
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wrote "it's oaky" instead of "it's okay"
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ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to strain plankton and krill though my baleen
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Is this anything
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daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
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the skytower is green because it Can Be Placed there
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The author is dead! (Crowd cheers) But the author function lives on (crowd boos) Rather than attributing the text to a single origin point, we as critics must map the complex web of institutions and power relations that constitute "authorship" (crowd yawns, disperses)
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