ever since this began I was blessed with a curse
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gotta feel bad for leclerc and russell, born in the verstappen generation & didnt manage to scam a championship before antonelli came online
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Gente aleatoriedade aqui… o orgasmo mais gostoso que vc vai ter é nessa posição de bruços, e ela metendo com os dedos virados pra baixo… papo de ver a luz e voltar
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Ele foi exfiltrado. Acho q é difícil pras pessoas q n acompanham tanto política internacional entender o q isso significa. Só se exfiltra espiões e agentes secretos. Metade do país estava disposta a eleger um agente americano, reconhecido como tal pelos próprios americanos.
🇧🇷🇺🇸 Flávio Bolsonaro's escape from Brazil is starting to sound like an INTELLIGENCE OPERATION.
And apparently, it involved a former MOSSAD operative, Javier Milei's government and someone very close to Donald Trump.
According to CNN Brasil, Bolsonaro fled across the Argentine border with his wife and two daughters in TWO separate vans, accompanied by a former Israeli intelligence operative who is now a U.S. citizen.
From Argentina, the family boarded a private Gulfstream jet, stopped in Ecuador and landed in Miami on October 28.
And here's where things get particularly interesting.
Trump adviser Jason Miller reportedly helped arrange the aircraft, while officials connected to Milei assisted the operation.
All this happened just days after Bolsonaro lost Brazil's presidential election and was ordered to surrender his passports.
A defeated presidential candidate, a former spy, two foreign governments and a private jet.
That's a rather extraordinary amount of international assistance for someone simply trying to leave the country.
Source: CNN / Writer: Oliver
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Saiu na Folha @folha
ALT Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Dodô, o tardígrado deputado, caminha por um corredor, desanimado. Ele fala: “Não consigo escrever leis.” 2) No ar surge o rosto espectral de Leon Tostói, que diz: “Deixa comigo.” - Dodô se surpreende: “Tolstói?” - Tolstói responde: “Sim.” 3) As mãos de Tolstói gesticulam e surge uma pedra como as dos 10 mandamentos, com muitas letras do alfabeto cirílico. 4) Dodô segura a pedra e comenta: “Está em russo.” - Tolstói já desapareceu no ar, mas sua voz ainda responde: “De nada.”
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okay be completely honest if there was an identical clone of you, a 1:1 copy of you down to every minute detail would you try to have sex with them
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+"you know what i'd really like?"
-"tell me"
+"a vial"
-"...we can do a vial"
+"a real vial, not some half concentration fiber filled bullshit, a real EEn vial"
-"i'll make you a very good traditional handmade vial, one that is brewed with thousands of dollars of filtration"
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O primavera sound tem banger cartazes year after year e as pessoas continuam a reclamar porque não tão tapped in e aplicam a lógica de "hurr durr não conheço nada, logo, mau cartaz"
