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Gary L Virta retweeted
this is funny. The most homoerotic sports photos ever... http://huff.to/9ZOMiM
Gary L Virta retweeted
if Oprah continues to use the (horrible) word "vajayjay", I have no choice but to call mine the "Vajizzler"
Gary L Virta retweeted
The sound the toilet in the airplane makes when you flush is awesome & terrifying - like the devil hocking a loogey.
Gary L Virta retweeted
After @jedwhedon's epic b-day bash, took a cab 2 hotel and damn near scared myself sober with the robot skeleton standing in my room.
Gary L Virta retweeted
i wonder if king tut checked for his penis on his head, that's where i usually find my missing glasses.
Gary L Virta retweeted
A handy guide for the vuvuzela: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9039/4c1625b617e97.png
Gary L Virta retweeted
It's hurricane season now. Don't worry! We've planned for that just as well as we've planned for everything else! #bpcares
Gary L Virta retweeted
If we're being accused of being criminals, we want to be tried by a jury of our peers- wealthy execs who don't give a damn. #fairisfair




