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Gary L Virta

@gvirta
 Savage, MN, USA
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Joined February 2009
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this is funny. The most homoerotic sports photos ever... http://huff.to/9ZOMiM
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if Oprah continues to use the (horrible) word "vajayjay", I have no choice but to call mine the "Vajizzler"
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The sound the toilet in the airplane makes when you flush is awesome & terrifying - like the devil hocking a loogey.
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After @jedwhedon's epic b-day bash, took a cab 2 hotel and damn near scared myself sober with the robot skeleton standing in my room.
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i wonder if king tut checked for his penis on his head, that's where i usually find my missing glasses.
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A handy guide for the vuvuzela: http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9039/4c1625b617e97.png
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ded souls@thededsouls4 Jun 2010
It's hurricane season now. Don't worry! We've planned for that just as well as we've planned for everything else! #bpcares
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who is this "rorschach" guy and why does he keep painting pictures of my mom?
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ded souls@thededsouls29 May 2010
We are very upset that Operation: Top Kill has failed. We are running out of cool names for these things.
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Best. Meeting. Ever. RT @MiracoleBurns http://yfrog.com/0pzdkuj
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Bicyclists and Drivers can keep EACH OTHER safe: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126909906
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Woot!
@woot17 May 2010
Learned: the rye bread Pumpernickel's name is derived from an old Germanic term meaning "devil's fart."
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What I did last Saturday night. RT @AntonOlsen: @ArcAttack vs @GrantImahara VIDEO http://youtu.be/ckSbMqbQoyY
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How to Compose a Hit Pop Song: VIDEO (The 4-Chord Song) http://bit.ly/9qV9QQ Too many of my favorites!
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@shitmydadsays20 Apr 2010
“It’s Los Angeles, son. It’s the epicenter of the asshole earthquake. They’d fuck you twice if they had another dick.”
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In honor of the KFC double down, I'm going to start replacing bread with fried chicken in all my meals. First up: bread pudding
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@shitmydadsays12 Apr 2010
"Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants."
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awesome, still work to do: http://www.startribune.com/local/90003892.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUycaEacyU
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http://twitpic.com/1dfw9y - Fly through Aurora at 28,000kmh. Happy 1,000 tweets :-)
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march is going out like a lamb. mmm, can't wait for april gyros
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