Exiled Mancunian living in Cambridge
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Joined October 2008
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Can you travel from Land's End to John O'Groats without stepping foot in a Tory constituency?
No. Because there are two 'barriers' of Tory seats blocking your route out of Cornwall and across the Borders into Scotland.
Otherwise, yes, but only via Wales.
#GeneralElection2024
Reasons to abolish the Lords #9437
Mr Polanski, I know you have a reputation for being scrupulous about checking your facts, but you’ve missed an important detail.
My contract requires me to remain on leave from the Lords, surrender my parliamentary pass and forgo all access and voting rights for the duration of my employment at Palantir. I do not, therefore, take any whip.
I fear this makes me rather less useful to the whips’ office than you imply.
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UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere!
C&A
Our Price
Little Chef
Happy Eater
Mister Byrite
Debenhams
Berni Inn
Abbey National
BHS
Allders
The Link
Comet
Allied Carpets
Do It All
Madhouse
Index
Safeway
Gateway
Dan-Air
Keddies
Gateway
Ratners
Alliance and Leicester
Gamestation
Dixons
Phones4U
Rumbelows
Bejam
Monarch
Netto
Thomas Cook
Littlewoods
Bradford and Bingley
Texas Homecare
Somerfield
Barratts
Tandy
Courts
JJB Sports
Radio Rentals
Virgin Megastores
Woolworths
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Wow - this article is bordering on unhinged!
Apparently the BBC is akin to a “North Korean re-education camp” for teaching children about net-zero and covering both the pros AND cons of immigration
Join me for a masterclass in cherry-picking and context stripping to brainwash your own readers👍🏻
ALT Daily Mail front page headline: "School children brainwashed by left-wing BBC." Monk debunked stamp on top.
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Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
I binge-watched 7UP to 70UP. Which was quite a moving experience. By the end I liked all of the participants a great deal, but omg Paul was the kindest and gentlest individual. His mantra was always from the age of 7 just to be kind to everyone. The world needs more Pauls.
Pretty sure not too many people were using that part of Brighton Pier which just collapsed in the storm.
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
Finally. Someone says no to taking the bible with them on #desertislanddiscs
Always thought it was such an archaic element in the show.
I'd take it to use as kindling for my bonfire but that might would probably be censored.
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🚨Breaking: NO Premier League winners medals were stolen.
Police are investigating a break-in at Bruno Fernandes’ house on Wednesday night in which “a number of items” have been stolen.
More from @JessMCHopkins
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Twitter jizzing itself into a righteous fury about "trigger discipline" today over a photo op with what was essentially a prop.
Meanwhile acrual firearms officers shot Jean Charles de Menezes 11 fucking times.
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BREAKING: City’s 114 punishment has been announced.
Carrick to be appointed City manager for 2 years.
City are appealing. 🤣🤣🤣
This is ridiculous. Guy leaves a folder on a train. 30 minutes of self pity and melodramatic weeping ensue.
It was like a bad comedy sketch.
#lifechanging
