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The Voice in your head, on your radio, or TV, that won't shut up. Worst fan ever!

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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So first they hack the election then your Outlook mail then your flight! what's next? Somebody please hack the DMV and make it take like 8 mins
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Good job election machine I.T guy! This isnโ€™t funny anymore.
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Howard Cogan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Do you believe the 2026 Midterm elections in America were rigged? (Share for a larger sample size)
92%YES
8%NO
39,855 votes โ€ข Final results
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Welcome to the AGE OF FRAUD, I'll take Politics for $200 Alex!
HOLY SH*T ๐Ÿšจ The post below goes over the Midterms election results and shows it was algorithmically rigged, I put it into artificial intelligence AND AI CONFIRMS ITโ€™S CORRECT. THE FRAUD ALGO AND ELECTION RESULTS PERFECTLY MATCH โ€œWe cracked their cheating algorithm. 85/15 algorithm....for every 1000 Trump votes (most likely during early voting when Dems front loaded everything) 150 switched to Dems. It's the same pattern in every state that went blueโ€ Check the AI screenshot. It confirms the math is correct to the results that came in
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well would you look at that!
Black smoke arises from Skid Row: a new Mayor has been chosen!
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Well America has spoken I can't wait for my Fee Healthcare Free Housing Free Gas! Free Food, what?
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So is it possible if the Brewers win the World Series that Milwaukee actually runs out of beer?
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I guess Iโ€™m my own state. Itโ€™s 12:30a btw
๐Ÿ•š Average Bedtime by U.S. State ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Hawaii โ€” 11:06 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New Mexico โ€” 11:12 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Arizona โ€” 11:12 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Maine โ€” 11:13 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wyoming โ€” 11:17 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New Hampshire โ€” 11:19 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Colorado โ€” 11:19 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Rhode Island โ€” 11:21 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Wisconsin โ€” 11:22 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Montana โ€” 11:23 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ South Dakota โ€” 11:23 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mississippi โ€” 11:25 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Delaware โ€” 11:26 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Nevada โ€” 11:26 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Alabama โ€” 11:29 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Alaska โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tennessee โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Vermont โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Idaho โ€” 11:30 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Louisiana โ€” 11:31 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Iowa โ€” 11:33 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Minnesota โ€” 11:33 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Washington โ€” 11:33 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Nebraska โ€” 11:34 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Missouri โ€” 11:35 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Oregon โ€” 11:35 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ South Carolina โ€” 11:35 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ North Carolina โ€” 11:36 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Arkansas โ€” 11:36 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Kansas โ€” 11:36 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Massachusetts โ€” 11:37 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Illinois โ€” 11:37 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Florida โ€” 11:37 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ California โ€” 11:38 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Virginia โ€” 11:38 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Connecticut โ€” 11:40 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Pennsylvania โ€” 11:41 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Oklahoma โ€” 11:42 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Maryland โ€” 11:43 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Texas โ€” 11:43 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ West Virginia โ€” 11:43 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ North Dakota โ€” 11:44 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Michigan โ€” 11:44 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Indiana โ€” 11:44 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New Jersey โ€” 11:46 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Utah โ€” 11:47 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Ohio โ€” 11:47 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Georgia โ€” 11:49 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Kentucky โ€” 11:50 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ New York โ€” 11:53 pm ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ District of Columbia โ€” 11:56 pm U.S. average โ€” 11:37 pm Note: Times are average sleep start (bedtime) from Apple Watch data in the Apple Heart and Movement Study (17 million nights from 61,000+ adults). Most states fall between 11:20โ€“11:45 pm. Hawaii has the earliest bedtime but also one of the shortest average sleep durations (6.5 hours). Source: Apple Heart & Movement Study (Brigham and Womenโ€™s Hospital / American Heart Association), 2025 update.
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Chiefs get held to three points and Collinsworth is in the booth praising Mahomes for chasing down his own fumble. That's not analysis, that's a dad at his kid's soccer game.
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Everyone spent all weekend feeling sorry for Tom Brady sitting alone on a yacht. Turns out he's dating a Victoria's Secret model. Nobody's ever felt sorry for me and I eat lunch alone in my car in a Ralphs parking lot
Heartbreaking: Tom Brady was recently seen all alone riding his $20 million mega yacht around Miami. Brady is currently single, and his children live with his ex-wife, Gisele Bรผndchen, and her husband, Joaquim Valente. Money doesn't equal happiness ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”
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The mummies couldn't consent to being on display, but they were apparently totally cool with being dug up and shipped to Scotland.
Ancient Egyptian mummies have been taken off display in Scotland because the deceased could not consent to being exhibited Two museums followed updated ethics guidance, with one mummy removed and another covered
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The Supreme Court is going to decide if you're allowed to make whiskey in your own house.?Asking for a friend who owns a bathtub and has no further questions.
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Find me the guy who let the mosquitoes out of the crate at the port of LA 10 or 15yrs ago! This is getting bad!
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Pay attention kids uncle Howie has a little class video for you today. it's on the test. If you pass you keep your country! If you fail the "ants" win
I wrote this description/warning of what is happening in the West. Please watch it and share it with others. @idicenter
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So uh how long does it take to get over jet lag from Australia? asking for a friend @RamsNFL
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BTW Didn't watch Game 4. Knew the score before they took the field. Should've called me, @Dodgers fans. I'd have saved you $75 in parking
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Iโ€™ll drive an uber if I can drive this @Tesla flying car
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One day you too may be able to accomplish this!
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We are literally the only place on earth where a hurricane here is partly cloudy with slight ocean breeze and we still manage to end up decimated
#BREAKING: New video from Long Beach, CA shows homes starting to collapse due to large waves from Rachel's impacts. Emergency crews rushed to deploy seawall barriers as the coast took a beating on Sunday. We'll have continued coverage of this story and more. #CAwx WATCH: youtube.com/live/3dDyjHc8DkAโ€ฆ READ MORE: weathernationtv.com/news/calโ€ฆ
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