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bloomington, mn
Joined August 2008
Among Democrats - "How would you feel if you woke up and saw Donald Trump died in his sleep?" Positive: 55% Neutral: 28% Negative: 8% Center For Strategic Politics / Sept 8, 2026
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Just noticed a woman blocked me on Twitter. Me! Your old pal Donavon! If this has happened to you too, then don’t worry, you’re not alone. #SheBlockedMeToo
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
🤝 Paid partnership
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Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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Checking the proposed notes like
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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What is the higher ranking bullshit office job?
36%Email Job
64%Spreadsheet Job
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PROJECT HAIL MARY author Andy Weir has an idea for a STAR WARS and STAR TREK crossover. “In my mind, I call it 'Star Star’…The idea is that the Genesis device going off at the end of 'The Wrath of Khan' rips a hole in the fabric of reality. And so did, too, the Death Star exploding in 'A New Hope.' It becomes the Yavin/Mutara wormhole. Then I imagine the Enterprise goes there, and so from that point forward, the stories diverge from canon…When the Enterprise goes to the 'Star Wars' universe, Spock [Leonard Nimoy] is dead, because it's the end of 'The Wrath of Khan,' but then Spock becomes a Force ghost. And Sulu [George Takei] has inherent Jedi abilities which manifest once he goes there."  (Source: inverse.com/entertainment/an…)
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I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Literally just googled him last night to make sure he was still alive and discovered to my delight he was on Babylon 5. What a fucking bummer.
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She can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
Happy birthday to this future president.
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I hope this doesn’t happen because I want him to actually run against whoever Walz/Klobuchar appoints to fill her senate seat in 2027.
Pete Hegseth is trying to convince Marsha Blackburn to appoint him to her Senate seat after she wins the Tennessee Governorship (from Leigh Ann Caldwell's Puck newsletter)
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After getting removed from my followers list for the 11th time, Nathan still hasn’t taken the hint.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
STOP BODY SHAMING HIM!?!??!?
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Today on the 24th anniversary of Paul Wellstone’s death, I’m sure everyone will be singing his praises. But there was a darker side to the late Senator from Minnesota. One time, his big green bus cut me off on I-35 North near Hinkley, and it really steamed my ass for a minute.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
Election Day is one milk away
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There’s a fascinating phenomenon where far right roaches like this imagine a universe where the most progressive figures of the past would somehow be aligned with the disgusting filth that is seeping out of the modern MAGA movement. FDR, JFK, Wellstone, etc. It must be studied.
Replying to @keithellison
Paul Wellstone was back in the day when I was still voting Democrat. Assuming he would stand with the today's corrupt Democrats in MN is pretty disgusting. Today's MN democrats protect fraudsters, illegals and criminals. I hardly believe Paul Wellstone would.
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Donavon Indiana Cauliflower retweeted
We All Do Better, When We All Do Better! - Paul Wellstone
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Trump just doesn’t have the juice to be a strongman authoritarian anymore. Just a whiny and bitchy mess. Like a 16 year old posting a breakup letter on livejournal with a new FORMER best friend every single day.
Trump: "Lisa Murkowski is a DISGRACE to Alaska and our Country. You just don’t get any worse! I hope the Great People of Alaska understand what is happening. The Democrats are trying to steal this important Republican Seat and, if that happens, everything we’ve done for Alaska will come to an immediate hault."
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The only Republican I’m ever voting for.
feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
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Tom Hauser seems intent on bringing his reputation down to the level of Dave Orrick with this shit. This is like saying “He personally defended Jeffrey Dahmer who ate people” is false because he was Dahmer’s estate attorney, not his cannibal attorney.
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I guess being compared to Dave Orrick was too much for this sad sack of shit.
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