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Food, Crafts, Music, Jokes, America and Catholicism

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2023
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"i voted" stickers are ash wednesday ashes for people who listen to NPR
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He said “give me the Microsoft Paint”
Jeff Bezos was just spotted in Turkey after getting hair transplant surgery. Before Surgery. After Surgery
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Today is the Super Bowl for annoying people
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Nobody wants this
Adam Brody endorses Democrat Abdul El Sayed for Michigan Senate.
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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Love it or list it?
President Trump’s Oval Office puts Barack Obama’s Oval Office to shame.
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His name is Paul Newman
sexiest man alive implies there’s a sexiest man dead
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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Oh, Wolf
Getting excited about Halloween.
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Cheesecake Factory is delicious, actually
.@SecScottBessent, leaving the Cheesecake Factory after lunch, responds to Barack Hussein Obama’s insult: “This is the man who built the museum and it looks like Darth Vader’s tomb... I would tell the Martha’s Vineyard set to give it a try.” 🔥
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Milton Friedman: “Keep your eye on one thing and one thing only: how much government is spending, because that’s the true tax.” “If you’re not paying for it in the form of explicit taxes, you’re paying for it indirectly in the form of inflation or borrowing.”
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Chicago gays be like “I know a place” and it’s this.
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Reading pays off. My son wants to “play” Blueberries for Sal
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Replying to @atrupar
Yeah I don't think I'll be taking design advice from him anytime soon
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Yo en el más allá, todavía intentando terminar mi lista de libros pendientes de leer.
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"Not to my knowledge."
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1. Why is she posing in lingerie with her brother? 2. They both need a shower 3. F capitalism right, Billie?
🚨| Billie Eilish and Finneas launch their new jewellery collections with John Hardy.
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