BREAKING NEWS Prime Minister Andy Burnham has announced new rules regarding tins of beans and sausages. His statement- "I know many people have been concerned about the cost of living recently. I get it. And I refuse to believe there's nothing I can do to help. I will shortly be announcing new initiatives to help vegans and Muslims to make ends meet when doing the weekly shop. But today I'm announcing new rules to help everyone else. From November 1st all 400 gram tins of Beans and Sausages will contain at least 10, yes 10 mini sausages. At present, some manufacturers are getting away with just 6 or 7. But the minimum will be 10 in future. This is just one example of the assistance @UKLabour are giving to households across the country. If you have a family of five, we can now guarantee everyone will get at least two mini sausages amongst their beans".

Protesters greeted Nigel Farage in Plymouth today. Zoom in. Take a look at them. Care in the Community isn't working.

Probably the best video ever created.

Tis but a scratch.

I think Andrew Neil is starting to lose his marbles. But he lives in France and maybe he just doesn't want to believe his new home is being trashed by incoming scumbags.

BBC Panorama tonight is asking the question "Why are vulnerable people including victims of domestic violence not getting the housing they were promised"? I can answer this question in 5 seconds. But my answer will not even be mentioned during the entire 30 minute programme.

I'm so happy that @andyburnham is taking a hard line against Japanese women playing music too loudly on the bus. My neighbour, Mrs Scoggins, tells me her weekly bus trip to the chiropodist in town is frequently ruined by someone called Mei Liu Wang playing Norwegian prog rock on her phone at full volume.

Today was the first time I've ever paid over £100 to fill the tank of my little van. It was £110.60 I can actually remember watching the local news when I was a kid and a reporter said "We could soon be seeing petrol at 50p per gallon". That was 11p per litre.

Proof that he really is the Khaki Klad Kokehead of Kiev.

Security guard outside Boots doesn't know what a shoplifter is. In fact he doesn't even appear to know what a shop is.

Uhh.... no thanks.

Hilarious scenes in Lyon as shoppers rush into a clothing store on the first day of it's Autumn sale. Many men were seeking to purchase the stores signature "Loot Alors" clothing range which has become a fashionable symbol of scumbag culture across France. The bargains only lasted about 6 minutes as shoppers can be seen leaving the store with their purchases almost immediately after entering. A wonderful example of the current strength of the French couture market. Vive La France.

Are we still able to claim that France is a safe country?

Why the bloody hell are football players still taking the knee? It's utterly ridiculous. It's a gesture in support of the disgraced BLM movement that was run by serial fraudsters, charlatans and criminals who elevated a dead, drug addled hoodlum to their version of the second coming. Stop this crap now.

An excellent video of where we are. And it's not a good place.

Well, I think it's now abundantly clear that importing millions of third World savages into Europe is a continuing disaster. Who could have possibly predicted this?

Here's a pic of a bloody horrible woman. No redeeming features whatsoever. A narcissistic horror.

Here's Apple showing you EXACTLY how not to live your life.

Every MP who voted for this should be held criminally responsible for EVERY crime these imported scumbags commit.

Pity she didn't get to grips with this when she was in government. Talk is cheap.