Why yes I would like to see the dessert menu.
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The president said he agreed to requests from Iran and other Middle Eastern countries to cancel the attack, citing progress in talks.
Follow live updates: cnn.it/451VpV8
Does anyone else pretend to look at their phone for a few seconds when someone’s approaching a door from an awkwardly long distance behind you so that you don’t have to force them to jog when you hold it open or are you normal
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The climate change people need to hire the same publicist as the dolphin people because to this day I cannot look at a six pack ring without worrying it’s going to choke Flipper
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Who had “submarine billionaire’s stepson gets in Twitter spat with Cardi B over blink-182 concert” on their 2023 bingo card?
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Someone on TikTok asked that if everyone stopped sneezing how long it would take you to realize and it’s all I’ve thought about for 2 days
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Bro how are you not a person with direct knowledge of the matter
CNN chairman and chief executive officer Chris Licht is leaving the network, according to a person with direct knowledge of the matter cnn.it/3CejQjC
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April showers bring May pasta
Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why.
An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” nyti.ms/3NFFjcj
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The most unrealistic thing in a movie about shapeshifting alien robots is Shia LaBeouf landing Megan Fox
I love how airlines are like “it’s an absolute pleasure to welcome are platinum gold super elite status members. The rest of you can fuck all the way off”
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Every time I’m in an airport I forget that I have ever been to an airport before in my entire life
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