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Why yes I would like to see the dessert menu.

Detroit, MI
Joined January 2010
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The president said he agreed to requests from Iran and other Middle Eastern countries to cancel the attack, citing progress in talks. Follow live updates: cnn.it/451VpV8
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The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX
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Trivial Pursuit could literally be the name of anything
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The alphabet has been divided up into four groups, and now they will all fight. who wins the fight
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Who was Prime Minister when King Charles III ascended to the throne is going to be a really hard pub quiz question in about 20 years
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Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach
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(solemnly) yas queen
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Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil playing Stevie Nicks.
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hello darkness my old friend why are you here its 4pm
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I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 238
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I saw somebody say that Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short pretending to be Tim Allen and I can’t unsee it now, it’s the most accurate statement ever uttered.
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mike p and brenden wondering how they made it this far #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation
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Kramer gets a mild case of Covid even though he is vaccinated and tries to hire Jackie Chiles to sue Johnson and Johnson. George refuses to fly on Delta with Jerry to see their parents because he just heard about the delta variant.
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Kramer gets a venmo account and quickly goes broke when Jerry starts requesting reimbursement for everything Kramer owes him. George thinks he can pull off a fedora. Elaine has a one night stand with An Unvaccinated.
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George's dad starts buying and selling used ventilators then tries to hire George as his Junior Ventilator Salesman. Jerry goes on a date with Elaine's doppelganger.
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May Staff Picks! Colleen: Bee Movie (2007) Emily: Gangs Of New York (2002) Parker: Was laid off Liam: Was laid off
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Tweet why you’re leaving Netflix. The top three most creative tweets using #GoodbyeNetflix will win a 1-year subscription to Blockbuster!
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me on wikipedia finding out that an indie artist has famous parents
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this Super Bowl could have been an email
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