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This angle of Mike White's ejection is even better than the TV broadcast. Feels safe to say that the Longhorns' leader was not a fan of the strike zone.
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ESPN Will Replace MLB β€˜Sunday Night Baseball’ With Full Slate of Women’s Sports. Could this mean β€œSunday Night Softball”?πŸ₯ŽπŸ“Ί
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Uppies or pew pew pew
This little MAGA weenie has his gun placed on his tiny hips with his hand on the holster trying to look tough when the gun is bigger than he is in a Grocery store! 🀣🀣🀣
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Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories. Fat Bear Week is here.
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Ball pits and cuddle puddles on every street corner. Horrifying.
If we don’t tackle this mental illness, this is what will be roaming our streets all across America. Leftism must be crushed.
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Narrator: She, in fact, lost fans. Many fans.
I was a hardcore fan of yours for 20+ years, and I really did *love* your music. I’ve bought more or less every single one of your releases. Maybe some people can separate the art from the artist. But the rights & dignity of LGBT+ folks are non-negotiable. But you do you. πŸ™„
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A thread wherein a notorious cancer complains about being removed.
For seven years I’ve been subjected to harassment, stalking, threats, and terror. The abuse has taken many forms: Graphic text messages about my children dying. Descriptions of my daughter’s bedroom. Dozens of calls in the early hours, including seven times on Christmas Day. Photos of my children being shared. Men turning up at my events to scream abuse at me. Threats that I would be attacked, terrified, and made to pay. A wish that I had been attacked with acid.
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Really hard to tell if you’re straight and awkward vs dnd and gay awkward sorry in advance short king I mean I’d hit whatever you’re presenting hard to tell
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I mean, what is happening I think I’m into it so let’s fucking go but where are we is it good for you come on I mean what?
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LEGGINGS! And a top, right. Those were LEGGINGS
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πŸ¦‹ our new single, Eat An Eraser (Resurrection Remix) is featured in Dexter Resurrection, ep 5 which just aired... tell us what you think in comments and repost if u like it. mike kinda looks like one of Warhol's silver Elvis paintings here #dexter #princessgoes
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9-year-old me scooting past the elderly men in the public pool locker room:
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So when Luigi ruined a CEOs life it was okay. When a Jumbotron does it, it’s not? Okay.
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tfw the every at the Wenis family reunion sees there’s only one lil’ smoky left
Kentucky Derby should feature a jockey race every year
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Chrisley: I said we owe thanks to God and God touched President Trump’s heart
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Protestors could hide in schools, then the police won’t touch them
A Florida sheriff has issues a chilling warning to any violent protestors, saying they will kill them on sight: β€œWe will kill you, graveyard dead. We’re NOT gonna play.”
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Good evening to all the brand spanking new fastpitch softball fans who are upset their favorite team won last night
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Amazing amount of angry UCLA winners on the everything app today
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My mother has the brain of a serial killerβ€”she keeps it in a fancy gold box on the mantel of her fireplace.
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