
Programmer, father, husband, geek, Scouter, Mormon. Married to @chillyfreetoes. I'll make your 💻dance.
St Louis, MO
Joined January 2014
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This is strange. Bad accident on 181st totally abandoned and left blocking the highway. No one was in either truck. Truly feels like a war zone out here.
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A hospital in Idaho called my hospital asking if they could fly an intubated patient to our ICU because they have no ICU beds open due to covid. We were the closest hospital with at least one open ICU bed. From Idaho. We are in CT.
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Buran defaced! Such BS. This is why we can’t have nice things.
(Photos via Instagram) – at Florida, USA
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Amazing statement by the Secretary of Defense.
Note whom Secretary Miller and Chairman Milley did NOT speak to: President Trump.
We have had something close to the de facto invoking of the 25th amendment.
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It’s #NationalBirdDay, so here’s how to keep birds safe from your windows without sacrificing the view!
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'
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How's your productivity today? 🤪 – at Redmond, WA
12%Normal? Why do you ask?
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712 votes • Final results David Welch retweeted
Use our Road to 270 feature to game out the remaining paths to 270 electoral votes: 270towin.com/news/2020/11/04…
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My acting teacher told us to perform a dramatic monologue from any movie and I did mine from Austin Powers and no one noticed.
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I set up a private mailbox in Florida and sent a standard envelope via certified mail so I could see how long it would take USPS to deliver a letter from Ohio. Was supposed to be 4 days. It's now 2 days late.
Place your bets on when (or if) it gets there.
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Unsurvivable. Up to 30 miles inland. Mercy.
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The #LDSforTrump messaging turns my stomach. Regardless of the candidate or cause, using images of the temple for a political campaign is inappropriate. An #LDSforBiden group doing the same would be similarly inappropriate.
There's a reason Jesus drove out the moneychangers.
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COVID Risk Comfort Zone xkcd.com/2346/ m.xkcd.com/2346/
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Satellite xkcd.com/2264/ m.xkcd.com/2264/
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Replying to @harvardmed
@harvardmed as just opened a search for a Director of Biomedical Computer Vision. We are very excited for this new initiative! Please retweet. nature.com/naturecareers/job…
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#EarthCam’s webcam captured a live meteor over #StLouis, #Missouri last night. This was a rare, breathtaking event – heightened by the HD footage and the camera’s ability to support multiple levels of exposure. youtube.com/watch?v=xiyNkXA_…






























