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he’s not like me and

@imnotlikehim

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Joined January 2010
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This is why I’m paranoid about learners being near me
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I wonder how much money I’ve spent on EBay and Amazon individually since I began using them
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Nandi 🤍💜🤍 (@pallnandi) profile picture
Nandi 🤍💜🤍
@pallnandi2h
A blanket doesn't actually make you warm. Your body generates the heat, and the blanket simply traps it. So technically, you've been doing all the work while a blanket takes credit for keeping you warm.
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I just don’t understand why you have the desire as a footballer to take your top off if you score
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This must be a Prank or Tik Tok sketch
London & UK Street News (@CrimeLdn) profile pictureLondon & UK Street News
@CrimeLdnNov 6
Happend at Apple Battersea store yesterday phone thief caught.
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mel says@wahti_Nov 6
Lying by omission is a form of betrayal and is manipulative. Narcissistic asf.
Cassie (@cassiemoans_) profile pictureCassie
@cassiemoans_Nov 6
Trans people DO NOT have to tell you they're trans unless they have romantic intentions with you.. That means if you, as a straight man ask me out on a date, I'm not obliged to tell you until AFTER the date when l've decided if I have romantic interest in you.
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London & UK Street News (@CrimeLdn) profile picture
London & UK Street News
@CrimeLdnNov 5
Fire in Seven Sisters Road
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Fine the ones who ride in the middle of the lane blocking us motor vehicles when there’s a multi million pound designated cycle lane that was made by sacrificing some width of the lane us motor vehicles are in too.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 5
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced plans to fine people who ride e-bikes on pavements, jump red lights or ride while drunk Lime and other firms would also need insurance to compensate people who get hit as well as designated parking spots
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My guy Gyok with yet ANOTHER G and A When he plays
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Ever.
ROBERTO CARLOS (@glizzildn) profile pictureROBERTO CARLOS
@glizzildnNov 4
This is why I’ll never have dogs around my kids.
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Bruv 🤣🤣🤣. 4-0. Game done. 15mins have been played. PSG got that rescheduling game advantage
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Fuck PSG, man. That’s some A.I. Team. Kmt. I was watching Barcelona vs Aston Villa and got an update saying they scored 1-0. Turned off the TV and went to watch it on another TV and in the space of that 5mins it’s 3-0
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I don’t like filling up. It’s just annoying driving, pulling up, getting out AND filling up. It’s too much shit. Allow me. This is why I love when I’m in Jamaica and they got the fuel fillers in the station.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but smart watches are inaccurate with their calories burned tracking. Just a fake number shown
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Someone I know of bought an Audi Q5.. one years old.. engine went. He thought “ah shit.. but cool.. still in 3 year warranty” Audi said “naaaah mate.. you’ve gone over your mileage allowance so engine failure isn’t covered”
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She looks like she could be related to Ice-T you know. Like half sister or something
King Roy (@RoyIsThaTruth) profile pictureKing Roy
@RoyIsThaTruthNov 2
Faith Evans Loses Legal Battle and Now Owes $12.5 Million to Rapper Biggie’s Mom's Estate
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🤣🤣🤣🤣Calafiori I feel like Madueke does this in his bedroom normal.
Biz (@LethalBizzle) profile pictureBiz
@LethalBizzleNov 2
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Just made an Air Fried Chicken and Tenderstem Brocolli with Mayo and Honey Jerk sauce Bagel. Gotta try random shit because that’s how you find new gems. Protein, Carbs and Veg- it’s actually a complete meal aswell
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Thirdly agree.
CM🫶🏼 (@lots_xox) profile pictureCM🫶🏼@lots_xoxNov 2
Couldn’t agree more, same here no vaccines, no anti bs. Narda !
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How many POTM’d has the boy got. Dun the talk now.
Premier League (@premierleague) profile picturePremier League
@premierleagueNov 1
Declan Rice. Mega. 😮‍💨
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Goal got us ahead. Defence won us the game. Again.
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