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A blanket doesn't actually make you warm. Your body generates the heat, and the blanket simply traps it. So technically, you've been doing all the work while a blanket takes credit for keeping you warm.
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Lying by omission is a form of betrayal and is manipulative. Narcissistic asf.
Trans people DO NOT have to tell you they're trans unless they have romantic intentions with you.. That means if you, as a straight man ask me out on a date, I'm not obliged to tell you until AFTER the date when l've decided if I have romantic interest in you.
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Fire in Seven Sisters Road
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Thames Water are a road user’s worse nightmare. They’re forever digging up the fucking road and causing ridiculous traffic, it’s actually jarring now. The A406 heading west by the crooked billet roundabout is mental…. All because of @thameswater FFS
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why do people care so much about what other people do? Face your front
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I will pay for convenience every single time!!!
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Social media taught women to confuse attention with value. Thousands of likes and DMs inflated their standards, making them believe they deserve men whose standards they never meet. Being desired online and being chosen in real life are two different things.
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Not for us lactose intolerant people
Ice cream has such healing properties
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GOLDEN EYE
Name a video game that deserves a remake.
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Some of the pastors are gay
If your Church supports LGBTQ then it is a church of satan, not Christ.
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Man said I can’t help you with prices but I can help you with comparing the already high prices for the best deal 😂
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Communication
what's a common denominator in alot of failed marriages?
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Whatever floats ya boat fella
I think I’m weird because I find flossing therapeutic
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People should be able to have one job, save money after their priorities in spending, and live life. They should be able to go to restaurants, out, on holiday if they choose to — not have to pick up 3/4 other jobs to make ends meet. It’s a travesty this is normal.
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Unalived is the dumbest word in history
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Peace and quiet
At your age, what's the perfect gift???👀
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6 goal contributions in 5 games. Man like Pascal. Groß misconduct.
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Sway 😢
Name a rapper who was ahead of their time.
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