writer, procrastinator, here to avoid the blank page (she/her)

DC
Joined March 2010
I’ll probably be here until the bitter end but
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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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Job interviews be like, "What can you do?" Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.
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If you’ve only ever seen The Dropout, you really need to watch The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley on HBO She is guilty as fuck and also probably a sociopath
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“The wicked grow bold as they are tolerated.” Tolstoy
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People being mad at Amanda Seyfried for You Can See Everything when Billy literally made an AI version of Elizabeth Holmes is so crazy to me Would you rather have Nathan used the AI for the recreations?
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Knowing that Billy “contacted someone who was high up at X” to get access to Elizabeth’s account it’s safe to assume that higher up at X that could literally be anyone is astroturfing all of the negative Seyfried talk
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Everyone at the 9:30pm showing of You Can See Everything was in comfy clothes
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People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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Can someone make an app where it determines if you’re a chronically slow driver and sends you on a different “fastest” route than everyone else?
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I’m burnt out but it’s in the best way 🥰
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I can’t believe we got both Jared and Misha singing at this con 😱 #spnoh #spncol
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Last question: What’s your favorite chick flick? Jared: Braveheart Jensen: Schindler’s List #spnoh #spncol
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as they say... hang it in the louvre...
This photo is a work of art.
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This photo is a work of Artificial Intelligence. It was created by the Babylon Bee as part of a parody of the actual recent riots in Paris, France. babylonbee.com/news/palestini…
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Un héroe ha caido
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La imagen es generada por IA y no muestra un evento real. Fotos virales similares de la Pantera Rosa en protestas en Francia han sido verificadas como creadas con inteligencia artificial. newtral.es/pantera-rosa-p…
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At this point, the least realistic thing about the Hunger Games is the high speed rail travel.
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The tiniest intro jump of all time! #spncol
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Jensen has been laughing about their “acoustic entrance” for 5 minutes #spnoh #spncol
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J2 Panel Unplugged #spnoh #spncol
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