writer, procrastinator, here to avoid the blank page (she/her)

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How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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Job interviews be like, "What can you do?" Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.
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“The wicked grow bold as they are tolerated.” Tolstoy
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Knowing that Billy “contacted someone who was high up at X” to get access to Elizabeth’s account it’s safe to assume that higher up at X that could literally be anyone is astroturfing all of the negative Seyfried talk
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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People are easier to govern when their suffering is framed as a personal failure rather than a systemic problem.
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as they say... hang it in the louvre...
This photo is a work of art.
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This photo is a work of Artificial Intelligence. It was created by the Babylon Bee as part of a parody of the actual recent riots in Paris, France. babylonbee.com/news/palestini…
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Un héroe ha caido
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La imagen es generada por IA y no muestra un evento real. Fotos virales similares de la Pantera Rosa en protestas en Francia han sido verificadas como creadas con inteligencia artificial. newtral.es/pantera-rosa-p…
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At this point, the least realistic thing about the Hunger Games is the high speed rail travel.
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The tiniest intro jump of all time! #spncol
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“Bundan daha azı için krallar öldürdük.” 📍Fransa
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OH THEY ALL ATE SO BAD OMFG😭😭😭
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Under socialism, you’d have to “wait six weeks to see a doctor.” Under capitalism, that’s called “our first available appointment..
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knee deep in the passenger seat, and you're eating me.
sorry guys my ride is here
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the reddit that saved me from a lifetime of hating how my breasts felt, fit, and looked in clothes. my supposed 34DDD (courtesy of a 19 y/o at victoria’s secret) is actually a 32HH. I will always shout from the rooftops about it, but it’s hard to get people to see sense.
My mom helped me measure my boob size with the aBraThatFits calculator and I got 38D. She made me feel bad by saying "there's no way." so many times :(. FYI to everyone; D and DD is not actually big, that's a common misconception. I'm slowly convincing her that D and DD /1
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I don't understand why Nolan was justified for purposefully using a viking ship and softair armor and Roman helms in ancient Greece because they fit his vision but Gerwig can't put sparkles in Narnia because they fit her vision.
There are serious logistical flaws. For example, The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe occurs during WWII in the 1940s. Peter, Susan, Ed, and Lucy Pevensie flee London for the country because London is being bombed by Nazis. This is a huge plot point and shapes how the characters interact for the rest of the story. It is impossible for Digory to have lived in the 1950s, because he built the wardrobe which Lucy climbed into. It’s made out of Narnian wood, which is why it becomes a portal between two worlds. Digory grows up to be the eccentric professor who the Pevensie children take shelter with during WWII. The era change completely upends the entire series. I don’t understand how anyone familiar with the source material could make this kind of mistake.
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serving cunt and the empire
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