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Lisa

@itsLisa__

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 Anywhere the @CollingwoodFC is
Joined June 2011
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Dog: I need to go outside. Me: You just came inside. Dog: New information has come to light.
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me calling someone back and hoping they don't answer so i can use it as evidence that I tried
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no because i don’t fucking use it
susie weakly (@susie_weakly) profile picturesusie weakly@susie_weaklySep 29
Anyone ever noticed that Chat GPT is wrong A LOT
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Bung (@bunghole42) profile picture
Bung@bunghole42Sep 4
MCG
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El demonio del inframundo ha recibido tu ofrenda
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Pretty good actually.
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Shawn Hendrix (@TheShawnHendrix) profile pictureShawn Hendrix
@TheShawnHendrixSep 1
Replying to @stationmum101
Hey how’s those gun laws working for ya.
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No sé qué le habrá hecho a su novia pero espero le perdone 🌸❤ teapawt.org/_soyrubitaaa_/status/2…
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Brett
@_BrettL_Aug 30
Replying to @Sammy__Edmund
Again, by your logic Sam, if ratings = great concept, why stop at 10? Make it 14. Fuck it, let everyone into Finals! Imagine the ratings if Essendon won the Premiership in the same year as a Wooden Spoon? Ratings Bonanza! High ratings only prove people will watch something. They don’t prove it’s a good idea. It's just a cash grab.
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Voy a ir. Pero con la peor de las ondas
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There will never be a more iconic entrance. Tim Curry, you will never be forgotten. 💔
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we should all get a day off work. there’s been a death in the family.
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“I don’t know how you’re doing on the inside, honey, but your hair is just holdin’ up beautiful.”
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Since my friend came over with her dog I haven't seen my cat anywhere, then I noticed this.
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kiesha
@kiesha9iJul 10
I stayed at someone's house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep... cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can't "put a cat to bed"?! The cat just... gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.
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This man is definitely 46 and twice divorced
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Instead of calling in sick, we should be able to call in healthy. “I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it at work.”
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am i the only person left on earth that thinks it’s extremely weird to take creep shots of strangers for doing totally normal things
4WhomTheBellTolls (@state_of_t) profile picture4WhomTheBellTolls@state_of_tJun 9
Air Fryer Boyfriend Toaster Girlfriend
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I hate my mind
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erika@yeeeerikaJun 3
the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords
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Oficialmente he llegado a la edad en la que me molestan las luces encendidas, las puertas abiertas, el ruido fuerte y la gente.
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