@itsemsb

@barnsleyfc ❤️

 London, England
Joined January 2012
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u could be having the worst day of ur life and ur period tracking app will send you a noti like “touch yourself today!” or “your nipples might be extra sensitive - yes really!”
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top 5 female experiences: - realizing ur kinda chopped - getting called fat for the first time - realizing it was SA - developing an ED - crashing out over a guy you never even dated
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Bütün gün güçlü bağımsız bir kız olduktan sonra adamımla ben
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dan@DanAV___Aug 16
this and an 8pm kickoff in the champions league >>
#KillJacobyBrissett | Danz📌@zinownhAug 14
life in 3 months time wow
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soup🕷️
@thrluvJul 20
turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser
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O Neymar fazer esse gol e sair provocando o goleiro da Noruega dizendo “comigo não” perdendo tempo enquanto a seleção é eliminada foi uma das coisas mais constrangedoras que eu já assisti nesse esporte. E isso define o que o Neymar é e sempre foi: um autocentrado.
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I can’t do this again😮‍💨 I’m too fat
Oldham Weather
@ChadWeatherJun 27
Far out I know, but I'm just posting to show what crazy charts are coming out for the second week in July; could you imagine! 🔥🥵☠️ #heatwave
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thomas@thomasutrIJun 23
Fat virgin telling you if you can have an abortion 🤣
Young Bob
@YoungBobRBJun 23
Coming soon, my first ever structured debate on abortion. Young Bob vs Cambridge Union student. I think I've fared pretty well.
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Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers
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JUST IN: IRAN’S WORLD CUP TEAM ARRIVED IN MEXICO WEARING PINS WITH THE NUMBER 168 REMEMBERING THE 168 SCHOOL CHILDREN KlLLED BY US STRIKE
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Gaz@Gaz3puttMay 21
Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler. Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.
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you’ll be at your lowest and then nationwide will shine down on you and give you £100 for no reason and suddenly there’s a reason to live
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I predict: Birmingham - loss Portsmouth - loss Blackburn - loss Lincoln - loss Burnley - win Watford - loss Norwich - loss That's not Labour tonight. It's Tottenham next season.
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natilla@rmacfsMay 6
scenes when a fight breaks out during the clasico but it’s just real madrid players vs real madrid players
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@SxrgioSZNMar 22
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Not now, strange radio signals emerging from the Antarctic ice.
All day Astronomy
@forallcuriousFeb 28
🚨: Scientists detect strange radio signals emerging from beneath the Antarctic ice.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Signals detected by ANITA in 2014-2016, reported in 2018. 2025 study searched for similar events but found none beyond background. No new detections in 2026 per available sources. Main phenomenon is real but old. arxiv.org/abs/1803.05088 arxiv.org/abs/2502.04513
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PUNS
@ThePunnyWorldFeb 28
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario
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luke@lukewbmFeb 19
Half the people that voted to leave the eu are dead now anyways there’s really no reason for us not to have a second referendum
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKFeb 19
🚨 NEW: A poll has found that 83% of 16 to 24-year-olds would vote to rejoin the EU [@ITV / @Savanta_UK]
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