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“I quit twitter, fools.” (him/he quit)

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
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None of the late night shows are brave enough to have Henry Rollins play George Santos.
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RIP Queen Elizabeth. Everyone needs to start buying test strips for Fentanyl. This can’t keep happening man
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Your new rug looks like a steak bake.
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Undoctored photo of Fleetwood Mac patiently waiting for the coke guy.
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jack fagan retweeted
Does anybody else just, like, have a tote bag filled with other tote bags?
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Once one of these goes up, you know your neighborhood fully sucks ass now
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we forget that before hogwarts he was a brooklyn comic
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If I were a man for a day, I’d sleep through the afternoon and then walk around all night
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I would like to humbly request that most of you stop posting.
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Heartwarming: Watch this drifter sing Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise" from a Las Vegas holding cell.
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The president was only doing what anyone in way over their head would do: crimes.
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REMEMBERING John Lennon October 9th 1940 - December 8th 1980. He's pictured here in a cafè in Manchester, England (1963).
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Marc Maron hosts SNL. He plays a whole Booker T and the MGs song on a high end turntable for his monologue. He only pauses it once, to make sure you are hearing this shit.
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Eleanor Roosevelt visited the Japanese internment camps wearing a coat with "IDGAF" printed on it
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(Billy Idol voice) it’s a nice day for Annette Bening
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Beatles drummer Ringo Starr in London, 1963.
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Feeling a bit under th weather & headachy bt grateful I didnt get really sick like my friends. My immune system is healthy & doin its job!.
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jack fagan retweeted
The Weather Girls' "It's Raining Men" and Drowning Pool's "Bodies" are pretty much the same song when you think about it.
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