@jacobsanders

Enjoys writing Twitter bios in third person.

 Las Vegas, NV
Joined May 2008
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Seth's Blog: The one thing that will change everything bit.ly/1JTThRU
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Want to watch/own the documentary about Verve? It's now available for $9.99, all proceeds r being given to Verve: godblessvegas.vhx.tv
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I have a dream. I dream of a world where jeans come in odd inch length and waists. Not exactly MLK, but life would be better.
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Deron Yevoli@deronyevoli15 Mar 2014
Praying that any technical glitches you have this weekend aren’t this…uh…awkward
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brent@murrman531 Jan 2014
WHAT DO WE WANT? "TO FIND THE OFF BUTTON ON THESE MEGAPHONES" WHEN DO WE WANT IT? "I THINK ITS ON THe back. Yup, try the back everyone."
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Today: One of my fav days of ministry. God is doing CRAZY stuff in Vegas, and it's a humbling, overwhelming, adventure to be a part of it.
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Paul David Tripp
@PaulTripp4 Jun 2012
Since sin causes you to "live for yourself," the danger of losing your awe of God is that it will be quickly replaced by awe of you.
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Platt: Why "Accepting Jesus In Your Heart" Is Superstitious & Unbiblical bit.ly/IQkdBs via @vergenetwork
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Dennis K. Berman@dkberman9 Apr 2012
Remember this day. 551-day-old Instagram is worth $1 billion. 116-year-old New York Times Co.: $967 million.
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Nokia filed a patent for vibrating tattoos...Get a call and your arm vibrates. bbc.in/GBCsIp
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Tom Ford@techno7 Feb 2012
Social Media Explained (with Donuts): instagr.am/p/nm695/
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Dave Peck@davepeck26 Jan 2012
Sucks how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for crappy ACME gadgets & not for his realistic paintings of tunnels.
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien6 Jan 2012
When I really need a good laugh, I just imagine Edward Scissorhands attempting to eat crab legs.
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Tommy Altman@TommyAltman25 Dec 2011
Ever wonder what Xmas looked like around 30 AD? twitpic.com/7yf4tc
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Matthew Johnson@hatchiest25 Dec 2011
I bet Chick Fil-A will be extra closed tomorrow.
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Chris Dillingham@MBDil19 Dec 2011
For Kim Jong Il, being a dictator wasn't just a job. It was a Korea. #fb
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Say what?! Sears now offers Line Arrays. sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_1260…
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California survived the dreaded "carmageddon." So for now, we're free from the rise of the anti-Chrystler.
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Jim Gaffigan
@JimGaffigan18 Jul 2011
Isn't it about time for us to find out all hand sanitizers cause cancer?
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien1 Apr 2011
My April Fools' Day prank at airport security did not go well. You may not see me Monday.
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