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BREAKING NEWS! The most suspicious election in U.S. history is taking place! The Democrats! It is ALWAYS the Democrats! They were quiet when I was winning, but as soon as the counting started, suddenly votes are pouring in! MASSIVE votes! Where did they come from? Nobody knows! Even the Democrats probably don't know! People came up to me, tears streaming down their faces, saying, “Mr. President, we can’t believe this election!” I said, I can’t believe it either! Of course, the evidence of voter fraud hasn't been confirmed yet. But there are suspicions! TREMENDOUS suspicions! The most beautiful and massive suspicions in history! So I have made a decision. We are stopping the counting right now! STOP THE COUNT! And to protect our Great American Democracy, I am declaring martial law! MARTIAL LAW! The FAKE NEWS will call this a dictatorship. COMPLETELY WRONG! We are temporarily suspending democracy in order to save democracy! It is very simple logic. Even Sleepy Joe Biden could understand it. If he were awake, of course! People ask, Mr. President, when will martial law be lifted? I told them, very simple! When the results show that I WON! What could be a fairer standard than that? The Democrats are in a PANIC! TOTAL PANIC! When I declared martial law, the constitutional scholars were screaming. Very loud! But I love the Constitution. I love it more than anybody! That is why I am just giving it a little rest! NO TRUMP, NO COUNT! MAKE MARTIAL LAW GREAT AGAIN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! President DJT 🇺🇸