@jalanfatal

The center of the universe.

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Joined June 2015
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La Musa
@spvnishjoint9h
I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
LUCIÁ 🌸@dave__emmaOct 24
Y’all hush, Chef Raven’s Kitchen is on!
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its six fn@itssixfn11h
They stole your childhood man go be young and turnt at 35
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A$AP $MILE$@asapsmilesOct 25
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@omgnicewordsOct 23
What’s the favorite celebrity moment/tweet you’ve ever seen?
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SIMONE 🩷@parasocialyte16h
it’s just so cute 😭
SIMONE 🩷@parasocialyte16h
just saw a little boy on tiktok dressed up like an MTA conductor in a cardboard train 😭 i love this city i love these kids so much
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zay +++@zaymagnusOct 25
miami evil as fuck !
umichvoter
@umichvoterOct 24
todays votes only
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Dreamweaver
@DreamweaverOnXOct 25
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Buzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopOct 25
Cynthia Chinasaokwu Onyedinmanasu Amarachukwu Owezuke Echimino Erivo and Ayoade Bamgboye stun as Glinda and Elphaba for SNL UK.
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brit@PL4YBOYBRIT22h
so refreshing that this cast doesn’t play into that weird thing yall do with interracial couples
🦌@doelikedoll23h
y’all actually need to stop projecting y’all’s wigga fantasies onto her like 😕
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thatONE.@IsntThatBAWSEOct 24
Yes. It’s literally this simple. So tf what
Tay'Marie 💖
@TheTayMarieOct 24
I've been radically releasing myself from shame. Yeah that wasn't my best moment. Yeah that broke my heart. Yeah that was a rough time for me. Yeah that was embarrassing. Okay? So what?
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schway lex.@Lexual__15h
I edited our sex tapes into a 30 minute loop and put it onto my wall with a projector. I lit tealight candles, turned on red lights, and greeted him at the door in lingerie and heels. He tore my ass up 😭🫠
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Being Christian and not celebrating Halloween then turning around to celebrate Thanksgiving is…interesting.
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#osamaTRINladen@disgustinglyhotOct 24
bestie just bought me chick-fil-a after her nigga gave her money
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….Jeh-my-mah…..@j3m_j3mOct 25
Me and the guy who bagged me for being pretty, funny, passionate and ridiculous. #softlaunch
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ICYESTTWAT
@FUCCl18h
that was a thoughtful ass gift actually.
Doja Cat News
@DojaNews19h
.@Latto gifted @DojaCat a Sailor Moon-inspired diamond cat-ear headband made by Jewelry Unlimited for her birthday.
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Icy gurll❄️💕
@Bigbaby24323h
Oh, I’m so jealous of men. 😩 She’s one of the hottest brides I’ve seen this year. 😍
Icy gurll❄️💕
@Bigbaby24323h
Here is the video and oh! She made a beautiful bride If something is beautiful I will say it🥰
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Icy gurll❄️💕
@Bigbaby24323h
Here is the video and oh! She made a beautiful bride If something is beautiful I will say it🥰
Icy gurll❄️💕
@Bigbaby24323h
Guys I saw this bride and her breast is so beautiful 🥹omg 😭
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—@Varsity_KOct 25
There’s a seasonal menu at one of the coffee shops I go to. If you’re in Baltimore and DC, please show love to Llamas’ Corner —Black owned. Business been going through some issues, and they need some support.
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MONALEO 🎀
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khairouna@phuckdietstudOct 25
I listened to this song everyday at the worst point of my life like this song saved my life 😭😭😭
papa 🐻
@leoxvieiraaOct 24
If I send you this just know I miss you and our old days 🫩
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primo pisces ³³³
@theicypisces20h
No actually, crush me.
kenji 🍃@_KenjiBen650_Oct 24
"I want all his weight on me" sounds cute till you realize I'm 220lbs.
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