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i’m only really just now updating to 3sum being subquadratic and i think the reason it’s shaken me so badly is it proves that algorithmic space is densely populated with alien solutions that our brains are fundamentally ill-equipped to find. there’s a twelve foot tall man in the corner of our house that none of us can see.
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Tweeting is absolutely an art form and when I'm focused on it and in flow state I feel exactly like Remy in this scene. There are these vague concepts floating, like homosexuality, small animal, airport bathroom, and I need to connect them in just the right ways, effortlessly
told claude it could take a break from hillclimbing and it used my matic vacuum cleaner to build a tabernacle in my living room
the thesis “it’s still 2019 if you go outside” probably doesn’t hold for much longer so i’d savor it while it lasts
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we made embeddings of the whole world you can do fun stuff with them and I think they are pretty. you're only allowed to do good stuff with these no cops no military lol
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I enjoy the Miami Dolphins old logo where the dolphin is wearing a little helmet
He’s ready to go out there on the field and play!
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Run, do not walk, from any cloud provider who is throwing public shade at Railway (or any other provider). The better your security team is, the more internal pressure you have not to mouth off about security in Q4 2026.
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Today in @NatureBiotech we introduce the "recordanelle", a synthetic organelle that enables transcriptome-wide single-cell RNA recording in human cells. Big thanks to team: @ReinkemeierCD, Marcos Manero-Carranza, et al. 🧵👇
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Ever wondered what a cell has experienced in the past? This is in general hard to measure. Here we introduce the recordanelle, to equip cells with a tool that lets them record their own history.
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Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
